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08-03-2006, 01:14 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: ACT
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states. "This bull mated 50 times last year".
The wife turns to her husband and says, "he mated 50 times in a year, i'snt that nice!." They procceed to the next bull and his sign stated. "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 timeslast year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!" They proceed to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!! You could really learn from this one." The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
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08-03-2006, 01:18 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: North Brisbane
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 priceless!!!!!!  :
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08-03-2006, 01:21 PM
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A Bloke
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Far North Queensland, Australia
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Bahahahahahahaha! Very nice!
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08-03-2006, 02:23 PM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
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I told my wife that one and she slapped me!
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08-03-2006, 03:21 PM
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rofl copter
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Werribee
Posts: 3,692
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LOL nice! very funny
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08-03-2006, 03:44 PM
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Adapt or perish...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dip!@#$
Posts: 7,954
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's great.
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08-03-2006, 04:41 PM
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DELANY
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 1,733
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lol thats a good one
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