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Old 26-10-2005, 06:31 PM   #1
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Old 26-10-2005, 06:48 PM   #2
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i like the first part better
but one question WHY THERE?!?!?!
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Old 26-10-2005, 06:51 PM   #3
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Old 26-10-2005, 06:52 PM   #4
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Old 26-10-2005, 06:52 PM   #5
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Old 26-10-2005, 06:56 PM   #6
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Old 26-10-2005, 07:12 PM   #7
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That's just downright rude.
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Old 26-10-2005, 07:18 PM   #8
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Haha classic.

Saw it coming a well.

Pics just don't load that slowly on 1500k adsl
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Old 26-10-2005, 07:28 PM   #9
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Holy ing ! I had my speakers up loud playing music.!
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Old 26-10-2005, 08:08 PM   #10
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I liked her better before she became posessed !
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Old 27-10-2005, 12:07 AM   #12
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... Nobody said "not safe for work".
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Old 27-10-2005, 12:32 AM   #13
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... Nobody said "not safe for work".
Now I have to explain to some people.
Not safe for frigging heart either!........ Thanks for that! (I'll just peel myself off the ceiling now)
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Old 27-10-2005, 12:38 AM   #14
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Old 27-10-2005, 12:43 AM   #15
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Old 27-10-2005, 12:46 AM   #16
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Old 27-10-2005, 12:51 AM   #17
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Old 27-10-2005, 07:54 AM   #18
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Darn, sound off and loading the pic in the background. I guess I've been bitten too many times before. :P
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Old 27-10-2005, 08:08 AM   #19
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I'm so glad I read all the replies before I opened it. Had the sound down low

It's like that ad that was sent around a while ago with the volvo driving around on a country road in the distance... scared the shyte outta me!
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Old 27-10-2005, 08:39 AM   #20
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Heh, I'm at work, have no speakers. Just sat here bored.
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Old 27-10-2005, 11:26 AM   #21
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I knew it was coming. I could see that the pic was just an animated image because it wasnt loading anymore.
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Old 27-10-2005, 11:44 AM   #22
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lol saw that coming.
Hehe yeah same

I think most of us have desensitised by now hehe.
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Old 27-10-2005, 11:50 AM   #23
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I'm so glad I read all the replies before I opened it. Had the sound down low

It's like that ad that was sent around a while ago with the volvo driving around on a country road in the distance... scared the shyte outta me!

Yeah, i know that one, i was sent it as an email. The message mentioned that if you look closely you can see a reflection of a ghost or some nonsence, anyway, i had to peel myself off the ceiling after looking closly at the ad. :
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Old 27-10-2005, 11:53 AM   #24
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Old 27-10-2005, 12:06 PM   #25
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:19 PM   #26
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Dude. That scared the cr*p out of me. Had speakers up too. :(
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Old 27-10-2005, 09:50 PM   #28
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Old 27-10-2005, 10:07 PM   #29
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