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20-06-2006, 02:19 AM
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Your in a dark room, with a candle, a fireplace, and a oil lamp with only one match, which do you light first?
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20-06-2006, 02:29 AM
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Umm....... the match?
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20-06-2006, 07:45 AM
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hunting 300kw's
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the stove, i'm hungry
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20-06-2006, 09:04 AM
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the candle then go light the gas stove to cook dinner
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20-06-2006, 09:19 AM
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The match then a close second would be the bong
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20-06-2006, 09:39 AM
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Ok, heres another
The poor people have it, The rich people don't want it, and if you eat it you die?
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20-06-2006, 09:40 AM
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Back to Le Frenchy
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20-06-2006, 04:07 PM
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I say fireplace, candle, lamp.
The answer to the second one is nothing.
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20-06-2006, 04:32 PM
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BLUE OVAL INC.
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Brothers and sisters i have none, but that man there is my fathers son! |
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20-06-2006, 04:39 PM
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id go with the candle then use it to light the other 2.
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20-06-2006, 05:01 PM
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I was gonna say that but i thought they were being sarcastic  :
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20-06-2006, 05:48 PM
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20-06-2006, 05:53 PM
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20-06-2006, 06:00 PM
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you can't find any of it duh
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20-06-2006, 06:05 PM
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20-06-2006, 06:16 PM
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Im going to go with the obvious answer & thats light the match 1st.
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20-06-2006, 06:17 PM
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maybe flick the lightswitch too lol
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20-06-2006, 06:19 PM
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here is another;
the 1st man built it the 2nd man bought it, but did not use it the 3rd man used it, but did not see it what is it? |
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20-06-2006, 06:54 PM
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20-06-2006, 06:55 PM
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did that make you feel better ;) |
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20-06-2006, 07:27 PM
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20-06-2006, 09:39 PM
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20-06-2006, 09:49 PM
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A cowboy entered a town on Wednesday, stayed in that town for 2 days and 2 nights and left the town on Wednesday. How is this possible?
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20-06-2006, 10:14 PM
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wednesday was the name of his horse
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21-06-2006, 10:22 PM
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He drove a Delorean with a Flux Capacitor.
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22-06-2006, 06:04 AM
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hunting 300kw's
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he was that wasted he passed out for the rest of the week
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