eBay Feedback!

the_scotsman · 29-04-2006, 12:37 AM

Have a look at the feedback this guy has left!
The negative ones are especially funny!!

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayIS...&iid=-1&de=off

kyro_02 · 29-04-2006, 12:55 AM

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NICE ONE - Here's your 'free feedback' mate!!!!! HA HA HA! GET A JOB!
Seller big.mez ( 205)

Reply by big.mez: ITEM WAS FREE OF CHARGE. WHY LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK?

Follow-up by mr_bo**ox: FOR A LAUGH. THAT'S LIFE KID. GET OVER IT.

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what the f***! SELLER IS A COMPLETE TW*T & MUST BE DESTROYED.
Seller uncle_bo11ox ( 1 )

Reply by uncle_bo11ox: Yeah, bring it on then BIG AL, you old skool shilling shearer sh*te........

Follow-up by mr_bo**ox: I HOPE YOU DIE SOON.

eh eh eh...

tufLTD · 29-04-2006, 01:11 AM

That's the best laugh I've had for days. Whatever he's on, I want some!

JADED6 · 29-04-2006, 01:11 AM

Like the "item arrived wrapped in genuine human skin" great seller...
Would be quite funny leaving sus feedback like that.

S3SR · 29-04-2006, 10:16 AM

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A++ USA SELLA. However I'm giving a 'protest neg' over illegal US-led Iraq war.
Seller midwestbackwater

WHAT THE??

Black XR6 · 29-04-2006, 11:01 AM

Hes a tool and needs to be booted from ebay altogether.

fmc351 · 29-04-2006, 04:44 PM

I do that sometimes. Esp if they have like 1000 feedback at 100% or close ot it. Whats the point in simply adding more of the same, it will be 3 pages back in a month or so anyway with some sellers?

Obvioulsy I will make it positive though if warranted, so it makes no difference to their rating. That crack about negative because i can was a bit harsh though (funny but).

Black XR6 · 29-04-2006, 06:12 PM

Im sure the guy with 1000 feedback and all %100 is going to love you!

What is the point of giving him a negative feedback though for no reason.

fmc351 · 30-04-2006, 05:17 AM

I always make it positive if the transaction was as described etc and delivered in a reasonable time, I dont make it a neg for the hell of it. That was referring to the feedback quoted in post 2 or something.

If theyre new, and got only a few trades (<50) I give legit feedback and make sense with it. Otherwise, meh whats the point, its not like all their feedback is full of that type of comment. Ive read some and get a laugh, it doenst stop me dealing with them.

Even with 1000 transactions, if something is wrong, Ill put it in feedback because I have something to say that adds to the comments, its not simply repetitive.

1000 people all saying fast delivery, excellent item yadda yadda means nothing after a while. If I see 100% feedback on 1000 transactions and Im thinking of buying something, I only read the first page or so to see if anyone had an issue with delivery or something. If theres bizarre comments in there, but nothing to indicate a drama, Id assume nothing was wrong and with that seller all will be fine. If it wasnt, theyd leave a neg, or a comment in the positive about what they feel letdown about. I dont see how it matters.

I just write something stupid like,
Hey vegans, for every animal you dont eat Ill eat 3 AAA+++,
Why cant I call a fat girl pumpkin?? AAA+++,
Who really likes tacos AAA+++
Dont tell my wife, but this guys cute AAA+++
Whatever lunacy come to mind at the time. Why would anyone assume any of that tripe mean this seller is dubious?

sphell · 30-04-2006, 08:56 PM

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Sporadic shelling and sniper fire near sellers home did not delay transaction A+

haha gold

Black XR6 · 30-04-2006, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fmc351

I always make it positive if the transaction was as described etc and delivered in a reasonable time, I dont make it a neg for the hell of it. That was referring to the feedback quoted in post 2 or something.

If theyre new, and got only a few trades (<50) I give legit feedback and make sense with it. Otherwise, meh whats the point, its not like all their feedback is full of that type of comment. Ive read some and get a laugh, it doenst stop me dealing with them.

Even with 1000 transactions, if something is wrong, Ill put it in feedback because I have something to say that adds to the comments, its not simply repetitive.

1000 people all saying fast delivery, excellent item yadda yadda means nothing after a while. If I see 100% feedback on 1000 transactions and Im thinking of buying something, I only read the first page or so to see if anyone had an issue with delivery or something. If theres bizarre comments in there, but nothing to indicate a drama, Id assume nothing was wrong and with that seller all will be fine. If it wasnt, theyd leave a neg, or a comment in the positive about what they feel letdown about. I dont see how it matters.

I just write something stupid like,
Hey vegans, for every animal you dont eat Ill eat 3 AAA+++,
Why cant I call a fat girl pumpkin?? AAA+++,
Who really likes tacos AAA+++
Dont tell my wife, but this guys cute AAA+++
Whatever lunacy come to mind at the time. Why would anyone assume any of that tripe mean this seller is dubious?

I read your post as if you left negative feedback for no reason cos it didnt matter to him with 1000 positives. My bad.

I love the sporadic gunfire comment. Classic.

EF302 · 30-04-2006, 09:25 PM

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aprés un délai de 3 semaines: 'je ne peux pas acheter la voiture'. TOSSA.

i like this one, even if i dont understand most of it. :togo: LOL

Black XR6 · 30-04-2006, 09:28 PM

can you translate it for those of us wh cant read any of it?

Josh_XC · 30-04-2006, 09:31 PM

hey who gave u permission to look at my ebay account feedback lol

EF302 · 30-04-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Black XR6

can you translate it for those of us wh cant read any of it?

NO i cant, but i uderstood the last word.
was in the feed back the_scotsman posted

Josh_XC · 30-04-2006, 09:34 PM

what the f***! SELLER IS A COMPLETE TW*T & MUST BE DESTROYED.

Reply by uncle_bo11ox: Yeah, bring it on then BIG AL, you old skool shilling shearer e........

Follow-up by mr_bo**ox: I HOPE YOU DIE SOON.

fmc351 · 30-04-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Black XR6

can you translate it for those of us wh cant read any of it?

I get 'after a delay of 3 weeks, I cant buy the car'.

Black XR6 · 30-04-2006, 10:53 PM

Ta, so it was a serious feedback post then. The tossa part was pretty clear.

SPK-250 · 01-05-2006, 05:31 PM

Sus out this question and response at the bottom of the page in thuis link then........
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/toyota-corona...QQcmdZViewItem

4.9 EF Futura · 01-05-2006, 05:37 PM

Classic!

"So I paid with like, paypal, Y'know? And he was just kinda like "Okay what-ever"

BTW that french translation is correct... altho im sure the literal translation would sound a bit wierd....

Van D · 01-05-2006, 08:02 PM

Seller was extradited to Spain on war crimes charges before sale was completed.
Reply by ear_bologna: Who is this guy? Hijacked my sensible auction and leaves me daft feedback!?
Follow-up by mr_bo**ox: YO MOMMA IS A 'HO.

Heheh.

Van D · 01-05-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TE_351

Sus out this question and response at the bottom of the page in thuis link then........
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/toyota-corona...QQcmdZViewItem

Ha, went a bit crazy... Certainly makes me want to buy the car even more!

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mcflux · 01-05-2006, 08:44 PM

FAst iNterNational deliverY. Bidding cArried ouT wiThin Ebay Rules

bwahahaha!!!

**Peuty** · 01-05-2006, 09:16 PM

Neutral: Item never received. Apart from that, perfect transaction.

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaa

chief · 01-05-2006, 09:22 PM

Ghia 5L that is classic.

Imagine some random recieving that type of feedback. Espeacially the human skin.

tufLTD · 01-05-2006, 09:37 PM

Here's some other classics:
Sella delivered item himself, arriving in an amazing 40ft motorised tin whelk!

'Gold medal service?' This seller merits a PEARL NECKLACE any day of the week.

Bidder LUBED UP HIS BID offline then BOSHED IT IN at the CLIMAX of the auction.

GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234

MEGA! I think it's safe to say this seller does NOT have a £300/day crack habit.

ITEM ARRIVED SO QUICKLY I NEARLY SH@T MYSELF

Easy transaction. Clearly a rampant southern jumper-wearing poncy twat however.

seller carefully weighed before and after sale: no serious discrepancy found.

This bloke is a genius!

nothin' so gr8 · 01-05-2006, 09:42 PM

As part of a moving sale I sold a large old tin with an arrangement of dried flowers in it for 20 cents on ebay - a while ago now. The lady contacted me after 3 weeks to apologise for being pregnant and unable to check her e-mail, erego the failure to contact and arrange collection (?!). By this stage I was moving and, with gritted teeth, hauled the thing along with me. I've given her phone numbers, asked her to let me know if she doesn't want it so I can ditch it, still nothing since the preggers excuse...
Any suggestions for the feedback I should leave?!

fmc351 · 02-05-2006, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by nothin' so gr8

As part of a moving sale I sold a large old tin with an arrangement of dried flowers in it for 20 cents on ebay - a while ago now. The lady contacted me after 3 weeks to apologise for being pregnant and unable to check her e-mail, erego the failure to contact and arrange collection (?!). By this stage I was moving and, with gritted teeth, hauled the thing along with me. I've given her phone numbers, asked her to let me know if she doesn't want it so I can ditch it, still nothing since the preggers excuse...
Any suggestions for the feedback I should leave?!

Are you serious? I remember an auction that was something like a tin of dried flowers a few months ago. Not sure if I found it, or had the link sent in an email. It would have to be linked, id never search for something like that.

Roses are dead, Violets were too, She stuffed me around, Raising her zoo. D-

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