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21-10-2005, 10:41 AM | #1 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Q..10kms west of Rocky...
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New Drug
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names; a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name is Tylenol - the generic name is acetaminophen. Aleve's generic name is naproxen. Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government expert, it recently announced it had settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of tails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do. |
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21-10-2005, 10:51 AM | #2 | ||
XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bathurst nsw
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That just made my day. bloody good ,
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21-10-2005, 10:57 AM | #3 | ||
Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
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Lol, very clever!
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21-10-2005, 12:43 PM | #4 | ||
XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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Location: Bathurst nsw
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Couldnt help myself, sorry
Hufnpufnsnifinbarkn :
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21-10-2005, 01:10 PM | #5 | ||
Peter Car
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: geelong
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Gold.
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21-10-2005, 01:55 PM | #6 | ||
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
Posts: 2,494
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yeah
made me laugh props |
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21-10-2005, 07:42 PM | #7 | ||
Ford Power, in a Merc?
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Leura, Blue Mountains
Posts: 664
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Haha yeh that's good, made me laugh.
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