|
|
The Bar For non Automotive Related Chat |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
07-09-2005, 02:01 PM | #1 | ||
XB in parts...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
Posts: 2,890
|
From an email I received -
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. - Marcus Brigstocke at the Assembly Rooms Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. - Jimmy Carr My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs. - Patrick Monahan at the Gilded Balloon My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child ... well maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night. - Susan Murray at the Underbelly Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks? - Adam Bloom at the Pleasance You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Sh*t, I wasn't listening.. Self-raising?" - Addy Van-Der-Borgh at the Assembly Rooms I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help". - Mark Watson, Rhod Gilbert at the Tron I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork... - Markus Birdman at the Pod Deco Got a phone call today to do a gig at a fire station. Went along. Turned out it was a bloody hoax. - Adrian Poynton at the Pleasance Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. - Demetri Martin at the Assembly Rooms I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud "I've already got one!" - Norman Lovett at The Stand It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake. - Chris Addison at the Pleasance I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it. - Arnold Brown at The Stand If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that. - Milton Jones at the Underbelly.
__________________
Daily Driver 2019 Ford Escape...looking for XR6T's. |
||
07-09-2005, 03:05 PM | #2 | ||
Has Blue Blood
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,551
|
HAHAHAHAHAHA, i like :hihi: them all !Good work !
__________________
Real cars dont wear bowties I'm not arrogent , Just superior
|
||
07-09-2005, 03:19 PM | #3 | ||
Adapt or perish...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dip!@#$
Posts: 7,954
|
That's classic.
__________________
Carless
|
||
08-09-2005, 03:33 PM | #4 | |||
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 8,303
|
Quote:
|
|||