Worried NZ Sheep?.

Hardtopxb · 20-01-2007, 04:51 PM

An artical from my local newspaper.. Should NZ sheep be nervous????.
NEW ZEALAND.More than 3000 New Zealanders think they have got the right stuff to be a condom tester.Condom maker Durex has aroused plenty of interest since it began looking for suitable men to test it's newest non-latex condom in December. Durex decided to test the product in NZ after sex survays had shown NZers were an amorous bunch who were sexually adventurous..

GT290 · 20-01-2007, 05:09 PM

Ookay, what does that have to do with sheep?

XR8putts · 20-01-2007, 05:18 PM

Theres a dingoe chewing on your baby..

klawsterfobik · 20-01-2007, 05:21 PM

sexually adventurous eh? Bit of inter-species cross breeding is what is being suggested in the article GT290.

And its a Dingo took my baby...

Laminge · 20-01-2007, 05:23 PM

I would have to ask for a chicken to be thrown into the deal though, Sheep, chook and some eggs for breakfast...sensational

**GasoLane** · 20-01-2007, 05:42 PM

Do they come with free gumboots?

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Originally Posted by GT290

Ookay, what does that have to do with sheep?

Obviously you're a Kiwi

AU2PWR · 20-01-2007, 05:59 PM

00000

Walkinshaw · 20-01-2007, 06:03 PM

Lamest post ever. Go home.

Outbackjack · 20-01-2007, 06:05 PM

Definition of a Kiwi..........

Living proof that Englishmen used to *&$! sheep........

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I'm allowed to tell that joke, my better half is a Kiwi!!

Melz · 20-01-2007, 06:24 PM

Okay okay settle down kiddies... Us aussies can't really say much, when we keep knicking all the best things that come out of NZ. Well except Murph, you guys can have him back!! hehehehe

SNB05T · 20-01-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Hardtopxb

An artical from my local newspaper.. Should NZ sheep be nervous????.
NEW ZEALAND.More than 3000 New Zealanders think they have got the right stuff to be a condom tester.Condom maker Durex has aroused plenty of interest since it began looking for suitable men to test it's newest non-latex condom in December. Durex decided to test the product in NZ after sex survays had shown NZers were an amorous bunch who were sexually adventurous..

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: thats bbbbbaaaaaaddddd man

Outbackjack · 20-01-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Melz

Okay okay settle down kiddies... Us aussies can't really say much, when we keep knicking all the best things that come out of NZ. Well except Murph, you guys can have him back!! hehehehe

They can have Russell Crowe back as well.

**GasoLane** · 20-01-2007, 06:44 PM

Dont forget the misspelt movie "Once were worriers"

Lukeyson · 20-01-2007, 06:57 PM

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They can have Russell Crowe back as well.

Damn straight ..... Australia should be asking for reparations for having to put up with him

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Originally Posted by GasOLane

Dont forget the misspelt movie "Once were worriers"

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XR8-260 · 20-01-2007, 07:19 PM

Theres been a lot of kiwi bashing ever since that jennifer hawkins thread

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XR8putts · 20-01-2007, 10:35 PM

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And its a Dingo took my baby...

I know. :lookedat:

bob 351 · 21-01-2007, 04:04 AM

thats why i sayin nuttin

schmidty · 21-01-2007, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GasOLane

Do they come with free gumboots?

Obviously you're a Kiwi

Roj thats the kiwi survival pack!! Gumboots, velcro gloves, jandals, fush and chups, and now a durex by the look of it! sweet ez eh bro!

NZ · 21-01-2007, 12:44 PM

dont worry everyone, the few of us kiwi's that shift here are actually doing both countries a favour as the average IQ of both increases when we move...

cuz · 21-01-2007, 12:56 PM

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dont worry everyone, the few of us kiwi's that shift here are actually doing both countries a favour as the average IQ of both increases when we move...

LMAO!!!

Why is yoghurt better than australia?? Yoghurt has culture...

Hally · 21-01-2007, 12:58 PM

What have sperm and Kiwi's have in common?

They come in millions, but only one works.

cuz · 21-01-2007, 01:39 PM

Thats me, I work!!!

I didn't come to aussie till i was 19yrs old.... it took me that long to build up a big enough criminal record to be allowed in!!!

**GasoLane** · 21-01-2007, 01:48 PM

Kiwi's are a lot like Aussies really.

Like my Dad said (about Australians) when we came out here from Pomieland a long long time ago.

"Australians aren't a bad bunch. It's just the White buggers you've got to watch."

Outbackjack · 21-01-2007, 04:40 PM

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dont worry everyone, the few of us kiwi's that shift here are actually doing both countries a favour as the average IQ of both increases when we move...

That was Piggies line, at least try and be original. I know why Kiwi's move here and it's got nothing to do with some kind of misguided sense of loyality to both countries.
Australia is simply a better place to live. I existed in NZ for about 6 years. About 12 months in CHCH two years in Wellington and the balance in Auckland. The place is depressing, simple. I dont blame the Kiwi's living here for bailing. JMO

XR8putts · 21-01-2007, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Outbackjack

That was Piggies line, at least try and be original. I know why Kiwi's move here and it's got nothing to do with some kind of misguided sense of loyality to both countries.
Australia is simply a better place to live. I existed in NZ for about 6 years. About 12 months in CHCH two years in Wellington and the balance in Auckland. The place is depressing, simple. I dont blame the Kiwi's living here for bailing. JMO

Glad you left

A bit of Kiwi bashing is funny but seriously no-one cars about your sad life.

Outbackjack · 21-01-2007, 05:17 PM

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Glad you left

A bit of Kiwi bashing is funny but seriously no-one cars about your sad life.

It wasn't Kiwi bashing. It was simply factual. I am glad I left as well. Hell, my wife is a Kiwi and she's glad she left. And my life is a long way from being sad.

**GasoLane** · 21-01-2007, 07:35 PM

If certain ethnic groups had the same attitude as the Aussies/Poms/Kiwi's in picking the @&$# out of each other, and then buying each other a beer at the end of the day, the world would be a far better place.

MAGPIE · 21-01-2007, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Outbackjack

That was Piggies line, at least try and be original. I know why Kiwi's move here and it's got nothing to do with some kind of misguided sense of loyality to both countries.
Australia is simply a better place to live. I existed in NZ for about 6 years. About 12 months in CHCH two years in Wellington and the balance in Auckland. The place is depressing, simple. I dont blame the Kiwi's living here for bailing. JMO

I like it, at least I don't have to worry about all the stuff that the so called Lucky Country has to offer, if it's not burning down around you it's flooding or hailing, then there's the wildlife that's constantly trying to kill you... roo's while your driving, rays while your swimming, sharks when your surfing, not to mention the crocs, snakes & spiders.... Lucky Country - Yeah right, it's obvious why they sent the convicts there :MrT_anim:

Gee you cant even go and watch a games of tennis without major fisticuffs, not to mention a quiet day out at the beach

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Outbackjack · 21-01-2007, 10:23 PM

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I like it, at least I don't have to worry about all the stuff that the so called Lucky Country has to offer, if it's not burning down around you it's flooding or hailing, then there's the wildlife that's constantly trying to kill you... roo's while your driving, rays while your swimming, sharks when your surfing, not to mention the crocs, snakes & spiders.... Lucky Country - Yeah right, it's obvious why they sent the convicts there :MrT_anim:

Gee you cant even go and watch a games of tennis without major fisticuffs, not to mention a quiet day out at the beach

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All of what you say has a slight element of truth. Grossly exaggerated though. But at least some kiwis have the bottle to take all the risks. All the girls blouses stayed home. Best they (you) stay there......

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Your summer is over now isn't it? I heard it was on the 30th of december last year.....

Cheers all.

MAGPIE · 21-01-2007, 10:26 PM

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Your summer is over now isn't it? I heard it was on the 30th of december last year.....

Cheers all.

Did someone mention exaggeration.... oh it was you, Plonker

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