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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Q..10kms west of Rocky...
Posts: 8,303
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VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2005
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!" |
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11-02-2006, 12:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney,NSW
Posts: 94
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11-02-2006, 04:21 AM
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its not a!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rockingham, WA
Posts: 714
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hahaha gold..
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-93'ED XR8- 5-spd Charcoal Black ohh yeeah
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11-02-2006, 05:33 AM
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V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 1,569
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gold & OLD.
Still funny. 
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Windsor now harmonically balanced for EARTHQUAKE free driving!  :
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11-02-2006, 07:31 AM
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Sleeping Beast
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Port Lincoln SA
Posts: 722
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Nice Work :dj:
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11-02-2006, 11:51 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,077
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Two Tigers strolling through the jungle........
One says "Hey, I heard that Lions, on average, have sex ten times a day" The other replies "Bugger, I just joined Apex" |
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Voted Best Short Joke of 2005
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