The most appropriate chain letter ever!

[Charliewool]

Hello, my name is Richard and I suffer from the guilt
of not forwarding 50 billion f#cking chain letters
Sent to me by people who actually believe that if you
send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Wagga Wagga
with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise
enough money to have it removed before her redneck
parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email,
$1000? How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and
make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to
run into the next day! What a bunch of bullsh!t.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come
into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in
5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
Capt Cooks boat. F#ck 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me
something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this
to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched
excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90
times. I don't f#cking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're
actually contributing to by sending out these
forwards.
Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the
rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it
on.

Don't p!ss people off by making them feel guilty about
a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to
the *** of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if
you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.

P.S. Send me 15 bucks and then F#ck Off ...

[Danny]

Repost man, we got this last week posted by someone else.

Needless to say, its pretty good.

[Philbie]

geez - I'd have asked for 1500 bucks.........