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Old 16-03-2006, 04:54 AM   #1
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Default Guy trying to scan his a**cheeks but.....

Here's a guy that got caught on camera trying to scan his a##cheeks on the printer but ends up falling into the machine...Haha.
Would've hurt to have glass in your a** though.

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Old 16-03-2006, 08:59 AM   #2
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I fell through a plate glass window while drunk, and ended up with seven stitches about where your back left pocket is. I also had big scratches up my spine and across my kidney region.
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Old 16-03-2006, 02:17 PM   #3
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I read somewhere that copier manufacturers put thick toughened glass on their machines now for excatly this reason - to stop drunk d*ckheads photocopying their ***** and busting it.
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Old 16-03-2006, 02:25 PM   #4
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Old 16-03-2006, 02:29 PM   #5
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lol.. how the ИИИИ would you explain that?!

i dont think you would :P just waddle the hell out of there
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Old 16-03-2006, 02:29 PM   #6
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ouuuuuccchhhhh i felt that.
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Old 16-03-2006, 02:32 PM   #7
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Hhahahhahhahaah
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Old 16-03-2006, 03:31 PM   #8
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Lol what a tard
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Old 16-03-2006, 03:33 PM   #9
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What a pain in the ***
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Old 16-03-2006, 04:17 PM   #10
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Seen that before but forgot all about it.
Absolute idiot & serves him right. HAaaaaaaahahaha.
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Old 16-03-2006, 04:19 PM   #11
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Owwwwwwwccch
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Old 16-03-2006, 05:23 PM   #12
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bwhahahahahah thats too funny!
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Old 16-03-2006, 05:25 PM   #13
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HAHAHA That's great...
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Old 16-03-2006, 05:40 PM   #14
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i wish they'd shown the rest of the tape.

i wanna see how he pulls his fat carcase out of there before anyone comes in.
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Old 16-03-2006, 05:42 PM   #15
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has any one done it before lol?

i rememeber doing it when i was in primary school when we got our first photocopier
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Old 16-03-2006, 06:09 PM   #16
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Something like 18% of photocopier faults are caused by people doing exactly that...
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Old 16-03-2006, 06:25 PM   #17
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He Will Have A Hard Time Sitting That's For Sure.

What A Numbnut!!!
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Old 16-03-2006, 06:27 PM   #18
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love it!
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Old 16-03-2006, 11:01 PM   #19
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Many years ago I used to fix copiers for a living, we used to look after some Govt Organisations one of them being the Dept of corrections. It was not an uncommon event to have to replace the glass as female inmates used to send photocopies of their bits home to their spouses.
We used to clean the glass with alcohol prior to servicing the machine.....

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Old 17-03-2006, 03:48 AM   #20
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How do you explain that one. The paper did it. That was Gold!!!
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Old 17-03-2006, 10:18 AM   #21
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What an absolute tosser!! : :
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Old 17-03-2006, 10:21 AM   #22
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Note to self DONT PHOTOCOPY ***!!!!!!
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Old 17-03-2006, 10:36 AM   #23
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A mate of mine almost died falling thru a window. It cut his arm near that wrist arear if ya know what i mean.
But this is guy is just stupid, which makes it even funnier!
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