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14-09-2005, 02:59 PM
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GT4.
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Hey guys, never heard this one before, I read it at work and was really impressed by it so I thought I'd post it.
A man had a problem, He needed to use the bathroom more than anything however the Mens room was occupied. Half an hour passed and the man was in agony taking small short steps, a woman noticed him and said: “Sir, I noticed that you’re in a bit of a predicament, and I just thought I’d tell you that the womans toilets are not occupied, and that you can go in there if you promise NOT to push any buttons” The man was in utter pain by now and would be willing to use the toilet no matter what terms she gave him so in he went, sat down on the toilet and relieved himself to his great pleasure. It was then that he noticed four buttons on the wall beside the toilet: WW, WA, TP, and ATR. He thought to himself that surely no one would know if he pushed the buttons so he pushed the WW Button: Warm water splashed onto his rear gently cleaning the area and making him feel beautiful and fresh. “Gee,” Thought the man “What have I been missing out on??” So he hit the WA button. Immediately, Warm Air began to dry his behind making him feel even more pleasurable! The next progression was to hit the TP Button, and after the push of the button, his rear was covered with talcum powder making him dry and flowery fresh! This was all too much for the man, the pleasure was too great, however there was only one natural progression from this, and that was to push the final button, of which he figured would be the ultimate pleasure, the ATR Button. So push it he did……… When the man opened his eyes, he knew he was in hospital. When a nurse arrived he asked her what had happened and what he was doing there. To which smiling she replied: “Sir, you pushed one too many buttons on the womens toilet”, Her smile turning into a huge grin she continued: “That ATR button stood for Automatic Tampon Remover.” “Your Penis is under your pillow.” ------------------------- Enjoy -Danny Last edited by Danny; 14-09-2005 at 03:09 PM. |
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14-09-2005, 03:03 PM
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LPG > You
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Oh my...
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14-09-2005, 03:15 PM
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:( :( :(
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14-09-2005, 03:39 PM
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FORD FREAK
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Nasty
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14-09-2005, 03:40 PM
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heard that joke when i was just a youngun
recited it many a times lol |
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14-09-2005, 03:44 PM
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words cannot express how i feel right now.....
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14-09-2005, 04:04 PM
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proud xd owner
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omg that gave me bad thoughts into my head.
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14-09-2005, 04:08 PM
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No longer driving a Ford.
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Hahahaha, that'll teach him...
However, the mental image makes me want to vomit, it's still funny.
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14-09-2005, 05:47 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Quote:
(Bindi, don't answer this one...)
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14-09-2005, 05:58 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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 Men think with their penises, so of course it's under his pillow.
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14-09-2005, 06:02 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Saw that one coming...
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14-09-2005, 06:05 PM
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tuff
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: ooowwwww
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14-09-2005, 07:25 PM
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GT-P #0336
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That'd hurt huh LOL
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14-09-2005, 07:28 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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One head on the pillow,one head under the pillow
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14-09-2005, 09:18 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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im afraid to push ne button now on the toilet now hahahaha
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Be careful what button you push in the toilets (Joke)
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