The what sh!ts me Thread

[nang3]

yeh health insurance companies are a friggen joke !! i spent about $1200 at the dentist last year, and got back $130 !!!! pathetic..

That and telstra charging you $$$ the millisecond your account is overdue...

which reminds me ... MOFO banks !!!!!!!!!!!!
The amount of time i have a direct debit come out one day early at like 9am EST (7am my time) and it overdraws my account and in the two hours until i start work and can check my internet banking i have already been charged a $25 fee for inconveniencing the bank by owing it $6 or something pathetic !!!!!!
They know im good for it !! if i can afford to make the repayments on my $320K mortgage and car loan theres no friggen need to charge me for that !! yes i know this is partly my fault but still haha

WRX drivers who i swear have BOV's that make the loudest noise even when changing gears at like 1500rpm !!

Fookwit bouncers who dont let people in cause they dont like the look of them, or make up dress code on the spot. i.e. I cant enter because my black leather Florsheim shoes are tennis shoes?? sure roidface, whatever you reckon !!

smartass cops who think that god gave them that badge

Car dealers who tell you one price on the phone then a different one in person, or dont even know about the car in the 1st place.. or ones that blatantly lie "There are no differences between the MKI and MKII" !!!!!

Speed cameras at the bottom of hills where the limit has just decreased (Hodges Drive in Connoly!!)

Speed cameras on long straight wide safe never ever been an accident roads.

any type Tax or stamp duty.

Outsourced call centres. I dont mind what accent they have provided it is intelligible and the line is of a decent quality, not staticy crap that sounds like a cat gettin raped by a buffalo in a hailstorm.

women who think they deserve to be a lady of leisure at 22yrs old.

getting a maccas breakfast when your hungover as a mofo and they forget the f'n hashbrowns but you dont realise til you get home!!

Snobs, arrogance and people who think they really are better than you.

leg and chest waxing skivvy wearing eyebrow plucking vespa riding kakpipe cosmonaut Metros!! we're aussies FFS !!

The way cops turn a blind eye to the extreme antisocial behaviour displayed by MOST aboriginals in Northbridge
**disclaimer** Not all of them because i am not racist, just the ones who are violent and commit various crimes while intoxicated and threaten anyone near them, which sadly is the majority of them.

[chief]

Large companies that can afford to have call centres in Australia but are in Delhi, India. One of the worlds worst phone systems. Half of them dont understand you are from Australia and speak English.

Arrogance.

Teeny bopper music. I love rock. How can anyone tolerate a girl singing this is bananas?

Speed cameras in perfectly safe areas.

People with power bastardising other.

Tree hugging hippies. My mates a hippy and wears wings on his back and not Tickford wings. Thats cool but when people complain about cars, chain themselves to trees and moore a boat in Newcastle harbour to stop coal exports.

Jessica Simpson. Shes hot but I don't eat buffalo? WTF?

People that rebadge their car into something its not when it is stock standard.

P.E.T.A. Those animal welfare people.

[Paris Hilton]

God that felt good.

[AU1XLS]

Originally Posted by Selekta

God that felt good.

I think its still alive back up and do it again

[donno]

hahaha that's the ticket.

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

Originally Posted by Selekta

*snip*

God that felt good.

I would have stuck it in the microwave for a few seconds, hahaha :evilsasmo

[megsy]

anything to make it DIE!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!


......sleep......zzzzzzzzzzzz...

[iCat]

Wow, doesn't this thread show a great reflection of how narrow-minded, self centred and intolerant society has become?

[MNM96]

Originally Posted by 211

Wow, doesn't this thread show a great reflection of how narrow-minded, self centred and intolerant society has become?

I believe that to be the opinion of a "narrow-minded, self centered, intolerent person"! :

[aimzes]

Large companies that can afford to have call centres in Australia but are in Delhi, India. One of the worlds worst phone systems. Half of them dont understand you are from Australia and speak English.

for the past 2 weeks a bloke has been ringing us up from one of those call centers. he says we have won some competition (which we didnt enter) and thats all i can understand. it was almost to the point where i was gonna see what the cops could do about it and it mysteriously stopped. go 2 weeks with the phone ringing every hour or so (between 3-8pm) and you KNOW its him. then he has the nerve to listen to the message on the answering machine then hangs up AFTER the beep so the machine says theres 45,000 missed calls and only 2 of them are actual messages and one is from someone i want to hear from.

dead set.

another thing that p****s me off is the w**kers who go to the local dog park. these yuppy fools turn up with there best most expensive clothes on and have the nerve to say "can you controll your dog she is going to get mud on my clothes" ITS A DOG PARK. its specifically built so you take your dog in and let it GO NUTS with other DOGS. if you want to go in there you can but expect a dog or two to put there paws on you.

gives me the s**ts.

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by 211

Wow, doesn't this thread show a great reflection of how narrow-minded, self centred and intolerant society has become?

Who us? well we never said nothin like that in old Alabama, the problem with you Forners is yer too lippy! If ya dont like it here go back to yer own country you commie! In my day we has respect fer our elders! Whipper Snapper! Wheres my shotgun at woman?!

[MO]

Luv your work sb,but back in missisipi the wimen don't touch the pump action they just pass the ammo and the corn grits.Oh and we shoot first and ask questions later.

[MO]

aimzes..you got it in one..."The more I know people the more I love my dogs"

[Sourbastard]

BOOM.


what?

[MO]

Don't you backchat me boy or I'll whup you to within an inch of your life and thats only cos I knows you a redneck...otherwise...BOOM.

Now pass me that there jar of moonshine and watch ya mouth.

[Sourbastard]

*hands the Grand Dragon the jar of Metho and waits for his vision to improve*

[MO]

Thats better boy now you knows ya place wes gunna get on great......where are yous at boy I can't seem to see you...damn fog.

[MITCHAY]

Hey ma get of the darn roof.

[Falcon Coupe]

Hey Cletis, did someone say Moonshine !

[MO]

Alright yous good ol boys don't you tell the revenuers about CopperHead Road now...yallhear.