Paul McCartney divorce

jd dad · 23-06-2006, 07:40 PM

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney
>and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is
>make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from
his wife Heather Mills-McCartney.
Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the
split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I
have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
> >> >
"She's running around in circles", according to a close
>friend,"she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its
easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
> >> >
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed
prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in
the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she
won't have a leg to stand on.
> >> >
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity
may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always
trying to get her leg over".
> >> >
> Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would
get home at night and find her legless"
> >> >
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the
present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a
new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
> >> >
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says
to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate says "try Paul McCartney"
> >> >
Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
> >> >
I lay upon a grassy bank
> My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please.
Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another
woman who can fill her shoe.
Sick ........

EFDream · 23-06-2006, 07:43 PM

haven't had a good laugh in awhile....lol...cheers

23-06-2006, 07:45 PM

i am not sure If I should laugh at this... or not... so'll I'll grin instead, if I get upset over it, i think I'll go and get legless and drown my guilt...

note: anyone seen her pics from her ummmm private photoshoot... she was a stunner when she was younger

**thefargo** · 23-06-2006, 08:34 PM

oh thanks for that, a great laugh. might be going out on a limb here, but it was the funniest thing I've read today.

csv8 · 23-06-2006, 08:37 PM

Sir Paul should ahve listened to Stella. It proves Stella was right.

rodderz · 23-06-2006, 10:46 PM

Apparently her previous name was Eileen!

TotalDriver · 23-06-2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rodderz

Apparently her previous name was Eileen!

I thought it was her right leg missing.

Wouldn't that make her Irene?

Ziggee, I think we need a poll on his

Cheers,

24-06-2006, 03:33 AM

hehehe i am poll-less for a while.....Privileges have been suspended for a while (as I have not come up with anything that I can use against the government yet!) ;)

FordFan86 · 24-06-2006, 11:57 AM

LMFAO!!
There's a 1 legged guy who comes into work, he makes jokes to customers about it
"****, not only have i lost my leg, i lost my wallet aswell"
he's great

Yummy Mummy · 24-06-2006, 12:07 PM

Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.....he said "I would prefer it if you called her Heather"

24-06-2006, 12:09 PM

hehehehehehe