A Friday Funny

[trick_xd]

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "But we
don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the
pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement
and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We
ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
reconstruction of those New Orleans levees.

[Charliewool]

A Soldier in uniform, running very hard came upon a nun standing on the
road. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a
few minutes.I'll explain WHY later."

Though unusual,the nun agreed to his request.

Shortly thereafter, two Military Police came running along and asked
her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She pointed in a
direction and replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to
go to Iraq."

The nun said she could fully understand the fear.

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent,but
you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen !! .


The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the
most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."