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Old 09-02-2005, 06:26 PM   #1
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:29 PM   #2
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CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
: So true.

Of course, we have more cruise missiles so we still win.
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:32 PM   #3
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Nice one - Sounds like if you do things excessively, then you will be safe!
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:58 PM   #4
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yay i'm going to die old
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:58 PM   #5
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Shouldn't the conclusion be that being American is what kills you?

Oh, and Americans speak English? You'd be hard pressed to recognise what they're on about half the time! :P
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:37 PM   #6
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Shouldn't the conclusion be that being American is what kills you?

Oh, and Americans speak English? You'd be hard pressed to recognise what they're on about half the time! :P
I think the big question for you my old mate, is how does the heart attack rate vary with location and consumption rate of LETTUCE??? : :nutsycuck
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Old 10-02-2005, 12:02 AM   #7
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Well that has desided it for me...eat junk food, drink heaps and live longer.

Oh, and stay away from yanks!
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