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Old 25-10-2005, 08:56 AM   #1
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In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that
it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God
saw that it was good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.
So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and
God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all
the Blokes.
He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God
saw that it was good ... well ? almost good.

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash,
to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good. It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!


IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!

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Old 25-10-2005, 09:07 AM   #2
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........amen.
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Old 25-10-2005, 10:16 AM   #3
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I've read it before and I'll read it again. Hallelujah!
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Old 25-10-2005, 11:13 AM   #4
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Awesome, extremely awesome
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Old 25-10-2005, 11:17 AM   #5
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You bloody beauty....
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Old 25-10-2005, 11:56 AM   #6
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fantastic . but the misses will spew if i don't get the housework done before she getsa home tonight.
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Old 25-10-2005, 12:40 PM   #7
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On the 8th day God created a Holden.
On the 9th day he thought better of it, and traded it in for a Ford!
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And on this day charliewool should run and hide before the sheilas get here. :. Hark is that the Perfumed Possy I hear a rid"n this way? I said POSSY you blokes. py:

I can't believe its been 6 hours since charliewool posted first thread and still no flaming. The P/P must be out on a shopping expedition.
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Old 25-10-2005, 02:58 PM   #9
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And on this day charliewool should run and hide before the sheilas get here. :. Hark is that the Perfumed Possy I hear a rid"n this way? I said POSSY you blokes. py:

I can't believe its been 6 hours since charliewool posted first thread and still no flaming. The P/P must be out on a shopping expedition.

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Old 25-10-2005, 03:25 PM   #10
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In a recent Harris on-line poll 38,562 men across the US
were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of
the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to
have two men at once.

While this has been verified by a recent sociological
study, it appears that most men do not realize that in
this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is ironing
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