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Old 02-03-2005, 05:46 PM   #61
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(Her) " You love your cars more than you love ME !!!"






(Me) "Well i had the cars before I had you !!!"




HUUUUGE mistake ! !!!!!
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Old 02-03-2005, 06:00 PM   #62
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you signed your death warrant right there mate...
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Old 02-03-2005, 06:01 PM   #63
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(Her) " You love your cars more than you love ME !!!"






(Me) "Well i had the cars before I had you !!!"




HUUUUGE mistake ! !!!!!
I get the same, My reply is always my car is nicer to me or I love the car more...so what!
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Old 02-03-2005, 06:33 PM   #64
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"You turned sex into a chore" <-- said to the ex :jab: :
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Old 02-03-2005, 06:39 PM   #65
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Old 02-03-2005, 07:16 PM   #66
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If that had been me you would have been on the ground unconscious. :jab: : out:
: isn't she a sweetie e
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Old 02-03-2005, 07:26 PM   #67
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I cant believe some of u blokes,

haven't u heard the news? girls are kicking the crap out of blokes everywhere now.

you guys are braver than i :hihi:
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Old 02-03-2005, 07:27 PM   #68
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Actually not a girlfriend, but quite rudely i once told a girl that she was "lower than my lowest standards, but i'm making an exception because i'm so drunk i can't stand up". Not exactly my finest hour I must say :(
oh wow...
that's really mean
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Old 02-03-2005, 07:30 PM   #69
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Woah, and you LIVED TO TELL THE TALE??? :
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Old 02-03-2005, 07:44 PM   #70
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She was a nasty piece of work... I said that when I left her : :gren:
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Old 02-03-2005, 09:55 PM   #71
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bwhahahahaha you guys never cease to amaze me with what comes out lol
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Old 02-03-2005, 11:47 PM   #72
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Another time we were in bunnings and they didn't have exact dog kennel she wanted, so I said "what we'll do is go to the wood dept, buy some wood, then you can build a bridge and get over it"... the next thing we hear is the guy in the next isle start laughing his head off. Classic!
Yep I said something along those lines once, Didnt go over well. :yeees:
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:01 AM   #73
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I cant believe some of u blokes,

haven't u heard the news? girls are kicking the crap out of blokes everywhere now.

you guys are braver than i :hihi:
Yea i'd hate to run into Feather's she sounds as if she likes beating blokes up. Oh well atleast Fairmont99 will take the brunt of it now....
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:18 AM   #74
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XRQTOR, your avatar is so distracting!
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:23 AM   #75
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He wont tell us who it is...........
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:29 AM   #76
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XRQTOR, your avatar is so distracting!
Shhhh im busy ahhhhhhhhh booooooooobie's droooooooooooooooooool.......:nutsycuck
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:32 AM   #77
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He wont tell us who it is...........
Nope never, i'd trade her for a modded GT engine tho .
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Old 03-03-2005, 11:56 AM   #78
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You fight dirty.........done!
is 330rwkw na enough?
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Old 03-03-2005, 12:19 PM   #79
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is 330rwkw na enough?
Oh SOLD, that'll be enough power for now. Im putting her in a box now so you should get her tomorrow, ill send the handcuff keys once i get my engine .
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Old 03-03-2005, 12:29 PM   #80
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You fight dirty.........done!
is 330rwkw na enough?
Jeez i might even trade in the xr8 and get one of these limited edition Devil R's or Enforces and drop my new engine in.








A bit off topic but bugger it, your 3oorwkw GT does it have any head work yet or just cams. Also how would the car handle some F/I, would it run. There's a vid in the mustang section of a Kenny Bell blown cobra with massive cams, wouldn't be to upset if mine sounded like that thing.
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Old 03-03-2005, 10:09 PM   #81
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lol funnies is when i just bought the sprint a chick i was with (bad mistake) was hrt fan and was trying 2 convert me (wouldnt happen), the night she stripped down, the had hrt G' on, i ripped om off and yelled, nothing hrt goes in this car.. she got cut, and said, all u care about is ur car, so i said, well both u and my car suck me of money, but when i push the car, it doesnt complain, it does what its told,, big mistake
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Old 03-03-2005, 10:11 PM   #82
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lol funnies is when i just bought the sprint a chick i was with (bad mistake) was hrt fan and was trying 2 convert me (wouldnt happen), the night she stripped down, the had hrt G' on, i ripped om off and yelled, nothing hrt goes in this car.. she got cut, and said, all u care about is ur car, so i said, well both u and my car suck me of money, but when i push the car, it doesnt complain, it does what its told,, big mistake
LOL, I take it you didnt get good luvvin that night...at least not from her
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LMAO. thats gold....but you should have waited till after you were....errr...."finished" to say some shit like that....

if she had a HRT G on....all the more reason to rip it off and get down to business : :
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Old 03-03-2005, 10:17 PM   #84
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well i found out she was cheating on me with about 3 of my m8s, so i thought id end it in a laugh
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this stuff is great !! : I am not that brave with my mrs. she is 4 foot f*%k all but clobbers pretty hard........
I always lose... : :

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Old 03-03-2005, 11:15 PM   #86
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lol thats all well and good, but end it on a shag and a laugh! lol
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Old 04-03-2005, 03:39 AM   #87
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wife "well?"
me... "i told you already, out of all my girls yer mi favourite!!
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this stuff is great !! : I am not that brave with my mrs. she is 4 foot f*%k all but clobbers pretty hard........i always loose... : :
Woah... I read that wrong! lmfao The word is LOSE (as in win and lose) - LOOSE is not being tight enough.

When I read your post, I saw:
"but clobbers pretty hard.... always loose" I missed the "I" - and I thought that was an AWFUL thing to say about your better half!!!

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Me fix my bad spelling, I would never dare say sometink like that.......
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An ex once said to me "do you love your car more than me?"

I replied "probably better if you don't ask questions you won't like the answer to."
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