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Old 13-07-2005, 03:20 PM   #31
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I'm hoping that's to indicate you don't like the Saltana Bran ads?

Please make it stop.
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Old 13-07-2005, 03:23 PM   #32
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"Ooooh it looks like mother's lost the plot!
what's this cereal she's gone and got?"...

Shall I continue? :the_finge
NO thats enough! lol
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:24 PM   #33
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the Carlton draught beer add. Its a nice big **** take at the other beer adverts :
Yeah, the giant Carlton ad with about a million people running around in a field making the shape of someone drinking beer - with subtitles
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:33 PM   #34
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the shell ads

"taaaaaaake meee tooooo the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaater"

all the shannons ads. id like to crack that dumbf**k in the face.

the maccas ad where all the people have plates of bacon and eggs on the bus and one person has the maccas bacon and egg mcroll thing. lol what a load of s**t you cant take food on a bus anyway.

the ford ads "youd be popular too..."

the holden crewman ads.
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Old 09-08-2005, 07:57 PM   #35
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anyone remember that whiskas ad where the mouse was bungee jumping into the cats water bowl; the mouse jumps twice then on the third jump the cat moves the bowl and the mouse hits the floor....

still brings tears to my eyes!!!
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:10 PM   #36
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Good Ads
#1 the bugger ad
for those who havent seen it in a while it can be viewed here
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=6099

my other favorites include some of the bundy ads and the all classic "bierbiztch" ad

Bad Ads
Anything with shannon noll
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:22 PM   #37
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Worst advert.. that old lady & those Chrisco hamper adds!!!!!!! Makes you really get sick of christmas (even in august!!!!!!!)
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:44 PM   #38
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Good Ads
#1 the bugger ad
for those who havent seen it in a while it can be viewed here
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=6099
Thankyou thankyou thankyou!

Although, now that I watch it again, perhaps the ad was banned cos of cruelty to animals with the cow's head being ripped off (not that you see it, just hear it)?
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:46 PM   #39
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I always like the milk ad a few years ago when the missus foils an armed hold up by knocking out the robber with a full carton of milk.
I hate the "you'd be popular too", "crewman" , thorpie hotline, and Sultana Bran ads.
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:46 PM   #40
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I love the new Twisties "Bag -o- Bones" ad with the skeletons. Man that cracks me up.
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:08 PM   #41
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i love the tampon ad where the boyfriend is playing with the cat... "mousey mousey" lol.. its a ****a.

I hate any ringtone ad, they're so bloody annoying, especially drives me mad seeing them on fox too, you pay like $70 a month for pay tv and 60% of it is stupid jamster commercials. There should be limitations on how much companies can advertise their products because thats just way over the top.. Yeah it was funny the first time but after the 10,000th time in the day you hear the stupid crazy frog it tends to wear a little thin.
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:11 PM   #42
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Yeah how bad is it that they turn up the volume in the ads!!!! They TV stations never used to do that, and you could put up with watching the ads - now I always change channel or mute it.
By God that s me too :jab:
Funny ads, Carlton beer ITS A BIG AD...
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:15 PM   #43
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why when they advertise ladys hygene products are the chicks running down the beach all dressed in white or having a good time.As we all know our other halfs just want to be left alone or they will bite your head off.Okay its off to the naughty room for me!!!!!!!
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:30 PM   #44
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Have you seen the latest Dodo internet ad with the school teacher!! WHOAAA!!! :

And I love the NRMA Ads we get in QLD - the Broncos are halariously funny!
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:33 PM   #45
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And I love the AAMI Ads we get in QLD - the Broncos are halariously funny!
I hate those Melbourne players....
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:35 PM   #46
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I hate those Melbourne players....
hehehe... gets me every time... Plus I just realised it's NRMA - my bad (fixed earlier post)
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:37 PM   #47
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hehehe... gets me every time... Plus I just realised it's NRMA - my bad (fixed earlier post)
Did you get a head knock on the weekend??
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:42 PM   #48
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Did you get a head knock on the weekend??
"Well it needs a second vowel - otherwise it doesn't make sence"

"Seems like a weird name for an insurance company"

"Maybe it was started by a woman"
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:44 PM   #49
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Brand power................helping you buy better.............dadaananaaa : ing_sm out:
it S#$ts me
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Brand power................helping you buy better.............dadaananaaa : ing_sm out:
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The chick on em is a MILF and i wait just to see if we get a look at the breasts and at the end of the ad i get disappointed e
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:54 PM   #51
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The chick on em is a MILF and i wait just to see if we get a look at the breasts and at the end of the ad i get disappointed e
A mate of mine was in the Ergon ad where he reaches out of a cherry picker to grab a palm frond off a power line.
I used to watch in anticipation and cheer him every time he successfully grabbed it - we always leave the dangerous work to him :-)
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Old 09-08-2005, 11:56 PM   #52
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A mate of mine was in the Ergon ad where he reaches out of a cherry picker to grab a palm frond off a power line.
I used to watch in anticipation and cheer him every time he successfully grabbed it - we always leave the dangerous work to him :-)


sometimes its the small things that amuse us
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the shell ads

"taaaaaaake meee tooooo the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaater"

all the shannons ads. id like to crack that dumbf**k in the face.

the maccas ad where all the people have plates of bacon and eggs on the bus and one person has the maccas bacon and egg mcroll thing. lol what a load of s**t you cant take food on a bus anyway.

the ford ads "youd be popular too..."

the holden crewman ads.
Grrr, the new crewman ad has really struck a nerve actually. Mainly cos I'm jealous if the bar room thing he has but still... But also the guy at the end who is trying to be tough and cool going "Niiice", yet sounds just like the guys from the Ford Courier ad whom go "Niiice"... Hmmpf
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Old 10-08-2005, 12:02 AM   #54
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sometimes its the small things that amuse us
More often than not

Now that you mention it, people not in the loop did look at my wife and me strangely when we were cheering for Shaky...
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The chick on em is a MILF and i wait just to see if we get a look at the breasts and at the end of the ad i get disappointed e
Lmfao. That would be an add which i wouldnt mind waitin to come on. Those late night ads where they advertise those phone chat and SMSs flirting things have babes on them
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yeah as all operators are drop dead georges and are wearing skimpy lingre and talk dirty to you cause they love you its not about the money ($5:95 a minute thats what execjim pays ) they really want to be caressed and held by you big boy!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah as all operators are drop dead georges and are wearing skimpy lingre and talk dirty to you cause they love you its not about the money ($5:95 a minute thats what execjim pays ) they really want to be caressed and held by you big boy!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmfao yeah i know
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Lmfao yeah i know


all this is true EXECJIM told me so and you have to respect your elders
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Brand power................helping you buy better.............dadaananaaa : ing_sm out:
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Thats my favourite add :




I think they promote good products, but im not sure _ used:
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The two Evinrude E-Tec Outboard ad's crack me up . ..... Four strokes hurt and Yeah Baby....
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