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Old 18-06-2007, 03:58 PM   #31
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There was no need for her to get testy was there...
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Old 18-06-2007, 04:12 PM   #32
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Old 18-06-2007, 04:17 PM   #33
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now THATS gold LOL : oohhhh the pain :
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Old 18-06-2007, 04:18 PM   #34
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shes NUTS lol
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Old 18-06-2007, 09:31 PM   #35
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This ones got me scratching my nut... err, I mean head.

"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Was this some sort of testicle party? If I had one of the twins removed, I don't think I'd need to be told that I was the rightful owner when it was handed back to me.

Next time honey, chew first.
She wanted a protein boost.

He's going to walk funny for a while. Losing one of his nuts would throw him off balance!
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Old 18-06-2007, 09:53 PM   #36
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Old 18-06-2007, 10:16 PM   #37
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Would never happen to me as my testicles are nice and safe inside my wifes handbag.
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Old 19-06-2007, 12:53 PM   #38
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mine just disappeared somewhere up into my body after reading that!
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Old 19-06-2007, 01:07 PM   #39
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....pull the other one!
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Old 19-06-2007, 01:17 PM   #40
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It's the last time Geoff ever jokingly greets a woman with "how's it hanging?"
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Old 19-06-2007, 01:25 PM   #41
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No eb_5litre.....I think it's safe to say that on this occasion it will definately NOT buff out.
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Old 19-06-2007, 03:03 PM   #42
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OH MY DEAR GOD!!! that would have hurt like hell <im actually cringeing at the thought of that happening!)

she didnt get a harsh enough punishment i dont reckon!
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