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Old 17-05-2006, 03:19 PM   #1
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Default Stolen Toilet

Thieves stole a toilet from Police head quarters last night.

Detectives say they have nothing to go on…

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Old 17-05-2006, 03:20 PM   #2
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Oh dear that was lame. I love it
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Old 17-05-2006, 03:31 PM   #3
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Hahahahaha oh that's really crappy!

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Old 17-05-2006, 03:34 PM   #4
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ROFL Lame but funny!!!
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Old 17-05-2006, 03:35 PM   #5
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What a "" joke.. lol, lame i know
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Old 17-05-2006, 04:14 PM   #6
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careful with that joke ... it's an antique
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Old 17-05-2006, 04:22 PM   #7
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toilet humour is the best! :P
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Old 17-05-2006, 04:39 PM   #8
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Sad. Very sad.

I also heard they lost one of their police dogs.
They have no Leads!
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Old 17-05-2006, 04:44 PM   #9
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i heard that on tv last night.
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Old 17-05-2006, 04:50 PM   #10
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You guys
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Old 17-05-2006, 06:04 PM   #11
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Oh dear.
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Old 17-05-2006, 06:55 PM   #12
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I just got it. Habloodyha. Ive had a few drinks though.
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Old 17-05-2006, 07:21 PM   #13
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Old 17-05-2006, 08:49 PM   #14
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I vote that the worst joke of 2006 so far.
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