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Old 08-11-2007, 08:11 PM   #1
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ok having a read on the google thread, i thought hey why not have on with www.urbandictionary.com
type in ur nickname, real name and see wat happens
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Old 08-11-2007, 09:16 PM   #2
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my nickname isnt in there but for dean i got an interesting one

1. dean:
Used to describe someone really cool or high up on a social chain. These people are very powerful so must be respected.

2. dean:
Slang for "" or "", namely, the shaft of the .
Mexican penises can be referred to as Senor Deans, which sounds similar to "seen-your deans"

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Old 08-11-2007, 09:34 PM   #3
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Nickname: JEZZA

1. Jezza

A person of low social class likely to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show (or Jerry Springer in America).
Most likely to sport Elizabeth Duke jewellery, at least one illigitimate child, three possible fathers, a sexually transmitted disease and an ASBO.
Most likely to be found in council estate tower block or the giro queue.
BEWARE NOT APPROACH AND DO NOT FEED.

"oh my god look at the state of that girl - she's a right Jezza."

2. jezza

A type of fart. Originated (as far as it is known) in Melbourne, Australia circa 1991.
A long fart, starting at an extremelely low pitch, then changing throughout to become a high treble shriek at its climactic end.

"Ohh I just popped an awesome Jezza - did ya hear it?"

Matt:

2. MATT
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Masturbating After Touching Man Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.

Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.

Matt

Adjective: To violently rape a male from behind

Hey he just pulled a Matt on that guy

matt

A person of the couch, or simply couch person

I regret spending most of my days on the couch doing nothing, like a matt.
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Old 08-11-2007, 09:58 PM   #4
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I am not defined yet!!! HeHehe...Story of my life!!!
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Old 08-11-2007, 10:42 PM   #5
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The person YOU want to be ! !
Rob wishs he was Tuppa


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Old 09-11-2007, 11:13 AM   #6
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Brendan:

What Tom Cruise called his wang

Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan i wanna make you throw up in this damp cave."

Does this mean I've rooted Katie Holmes?
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:31 PM   #7
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1. Deluxe : The very best of the best.

5. deluxe : Any long narrow implement which can be used to clear obstructions from one's nasal passages. Short for 'deluxe nosepicker'.

7. Deluxe : Deluux a kind of a sex machine which is licking and sucking at everything

8. deluxe : Someone, generally of the caucasian race, who believes themselves to be a gangster or rapper. Synonymous with wigger. Reference: Jamie Kennedy's character in "Malibu's Most Wanted" or Eminem in "8 Mile" or everyday life.
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:40 PM   #8
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Luke : A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day.
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:17 PM   #9
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Josh:

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A reference to a sexual term of any type.

You got joshed.
Get your josh out.
Get your josh on.
Can I see your josh?
Not sure about that one...
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:39 PM   #10
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Does this mean I've rooted Katie Holmes?
no, and it doesnt mean Tom Cruise has either
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:11 PM   #11
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Nice site - I'm still laughin...

A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!

"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
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Old 09-11-2007, 06:47 PM   #12
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Nathan.

1)The end product of an accident.

Mom and Dad got too frisky one night, and now we're stuck with Nathan.

2)A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.

3)A large that can't fit into a girl's vagina.

4)A boner-like that is dificult to hide in a horny situation.
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:24 PM   #13
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Fats 20 up, 10 down

An enduring name for a fat person who is a very good friend.

Hey Fats, good to see you again buddy!
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:26 PM   #14
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daniel 144 up, 43 down

Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.

(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Friend) No.
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.


daniel is also called kippo

short for a loser, smartass, also a twig or a stick that thinks he can't be broken.
daniel 28 up, 54 down

a proper inteligent mann know as danny by his home dogs

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a nice quiet day at home playin wii and eating chips and reading books for fun hes such a sex pot

i feel like just pulling a daniel today
i have nothing else to do

Holy Christ , this Website knows me too well ...
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:41 PM   #15
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hehe check mine out
1. meg
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short and sweet just like her name..a hot girl with a lot of potential for lovin. shes always got some man chasing after her and she has really cool friends (but nobody likes them).

Guy 1: have you seen meg lately? shes looking pretty fine
Guy 2: yea i really wanted to ask her out but shes already got 3 boyfriends
Guy: my life is over without meg
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Old 11-11-2007, 12:00 AM   #16
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1) Someone who constantly acts like a clown and is slightly retarded.

hahaha! spot on!
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Old 11-11-2007, 12:13 AM   #17
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Brad

Sexy male that encourages female wet dreams.


adj. that guy is so Brad.
verb. (female) that guy just made me Brad on the spot




i see the resemblence haha
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Old 11-11-2007, 07:01 AM   #18
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Trevor is an English name usually given to boys. It is an ancient celtic word meaning "large pen!s". Through scientific investigations and surveys, scientists have found that suprisingly almost every man named Trevor has an above average pen!s length and width

Example: Trevor has an extraordinarily large pen!s.

or

trevor - mindless, personality-free person that enjoys conversing by spouting the political views of right-wing radio hosts as if they were their own.

man, i'm not going in there - the joint is full of trevors.

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I think I prefer the first one - LOL
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Old 11-11-2007, 02:56 PM   #19
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Donald 3 up, 4 down

The boy's name Donald \d(o)-na-ld\ is pronounced DAHN-ald. It is of Scottish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is "great chief; world mighty". Donald is one of the clan names of Scotland.

donald 57 up, 15 down

Slang for sexual intercourse.

Fancy a donald love?


Don 210 up, 53 down

1. Head of any mafia crime family.
2. Dom Perignon. Expensive Champagne.
Often called 'Don' in the suburbs and hood as a joke that we don't know what it is.
3. 'The Don'. Is Sir Donald Bradman, the greatest ever cricketer. Averaged 99 runs per test innings.

1. "Fat Tony from the Simpsons is the Don of his crime family."
2. "I'll get a Jack and Coke and a Bottle of Don."
3. "Sadly 'The Don' died recently."
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Old 11-11-2007, 03:25 PM   #20
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Luke : A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day.
Thats mine aswell
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Old 11-11-2007, 05:23 PM   #21
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woo hoo !!

1. smally 10 up, 1 down

a g (gangsta).the daddy or don of everything.men bow down to any smally and say he is a king.women get on yr knees and suck his dick.
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:32 PM   #22
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1. big kev 2 thumbs up

excited.
After the catch phrase of Australian entrepeneur Kevin "Big Kev" McQuay who would wear massive lairy shirts (to fit his massive frame), most often one that was styled on the Australian flag. He would advertise his 100% Australian made and owned cleaning products by saying "I'M EXCITED!!!!"
After losing a lot of weight, and after resigning from his flailing business, Big Kev died of a heart attack in 2005.

When Jono heard his mates talking about the latest Jessica Alba film, he got a little bit Big Kev.
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:34 PM   #23
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Hahahaha... Check ORSM.
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Old 11-11-2007, 09:45 PM   #24
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1. trent 160 up, 111 down

1)a best friend
2)a nice person
3)a class clown
4)someone who can make you laugh
5)a guy i know

Hi Trent!!!
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Old 11-11-2007, 11:19 PM   #25
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folklore: from the coastal bend on the texas gulf coast; a giant ugly monster (the Dallas) that roamed around the intercoastal in a john boat late at night, pulling up to private docks to snack on human families.

dallas
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Synonym for "Hell".


nickname;
Barney
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THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!

Barney
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the drunkard on the simpsons
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Old 11-11-2007, 11:20 PM   #26
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Nathan -

The end product of an Accident


hrmmm thats nice ey? my parents always told me i was a mistake
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:09 AM   #27
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Mine is a 100% accurate on both accounts!

Jez 38 up, 27 down
Jez is another word for badass, big balls, damn nice looks or just plain superiority.
Damn that guy is Jez!
I'd wish I was as Jez as him!
Wow he has some Jez!

giggity giggity

Jeremy 236 up, 116 down
A type of bra strap.
my chest is held up by Jeremy.
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Old 12-11-2007, 02:22 AM   #28
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Name;
1. Russell 4 thumbs up

A name given to the best old fella in the world.

Russell the love muscle

2. Russell 2 up, 2 down

When a person is drunk and waving one hand in the air while holding a drink.


OMG!! Look at that guy dance, he's doing the Russell!

3. Russell 25 up, 27 down

An extremely slow and socially awkward person. The act of being awkward.

It was so russell when she made a joke and no one laughed.

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1. green 503 up, 103 down

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

'yo, where da green at?'

2. green 254 up, 51 down

1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.

1. 15 Zero, . Get your green *** off my server.

2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service

3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia

4.
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.

5. Green Cars are Fugly.


22. Green 5 up, 3 down

A word for someone who is fake and lame.

Stop hangin round that green *** nigga
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Old 12-11-2007, 04:23 PM   #29
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1. Melissa 586 up, 92 down
Melissa is a Greek name.
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.

Melissa is a princess name.


2. melissa 555 up, 176 down

Hottest girl in the known universe

likes taking it from behind

wow, you look like melissa


LOL hahahha
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