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10-01-2005, 09:06 PM
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Hello
Join Date: Dec 2004
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I like the last one....
WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead MEN'S ENGLISH: I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay
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10-01-2005, 09:08 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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no comment
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10-01-2005, 09:09 PM
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Bad Music and Litre Bikes
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LOL.. still funny.
The mans one is a bit biased though... we dont think of sex all the 3some.
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10-01-2005, 09:16 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
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 : ROFL @ Casper 
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10-01-2005, 09:19 PM
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Number 5 is alive!
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Now i know your lying Shane.
You dont wash it. LMAO@ Jaq
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10-01-2005, 09:22 PM
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10-01-2005, 09:25 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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10-01-2005, 09:26 PM
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10-01-2005, 09:27 PM
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Lol! Nice one XRchic.
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10-01-2005, 09:44 PM
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bwhahaha :P
casper ur car must be pretty schmick by now :P |
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10-01-2005, 09:44 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Hahahahahhahahahahahhaaa
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10-01-2005, 10:48 PM
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hahaha , only problem is its all true!
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10-01-2005, 10:53 PM
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Burnin Rubber
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BIt old, very old infact, still funny, but its losing its power.
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11-01-2005, 12:38 AM
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they may be oldies but they are still goodies
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11-01-2005, 12:44 AM
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Free XD
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11-01-2005, 09:07 AM
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I've become, impossible.
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Location: Brissy
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A funny read...
 Nice find!
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11-01-2005, 11:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
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lol nice work there jac lol
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