Paul McCartney divorce

[jd dad]

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney
>and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is
>make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from
his wife Heather Mills-McCartney.
Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the
split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I
have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"
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"She's running around in circles", according to a close
>friend,"she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its
easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
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It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed
prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in
the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she
won't have a leg to stand on.
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Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity
may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always
trying to get her leg over".
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> Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would
get home at night and find her legless"
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Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the
present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a
new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
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A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says
to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate says "try Paul McCartney"
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Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
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I lay upon a grassy bank
> My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please.
Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another
woman who can fill her shoe.
Sick ........