A Friday Funny

[trick_xd]

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "But we
don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the
pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement
and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We
ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
reconstruction of those New Orleans levees.