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20-03-2013, 01:14 AM | #33 | ||
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Topend of Oz since 1980
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I'm sorry but my answer may not be politically correct. I was putting groceries in the back of my car when three young "gentleman" came to me and asked / demanded I give them bus fare or smokes etc otherwise I may regret it.
I immediately went into my "please don't hurt me, I am an old man" routine. As I backed out of the rear of the car I came up with a 1kg extinguisher, pulled the pin and sprayed one of them for two seconds. As he was wiping the stuff from his face I then swung the bottle and connected with his testicles, at which point he was lying in the foetal position. The other two backed away. I continued packing the car, reversed out and drove off. I live in a very dangerous area of Darwin (slum) known for it's murders and violence. I am often referred to as "that crazy Ol' white man" and most of the time get left alone. Cheers Vincenzo
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