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Old 20-06-2006, 02:19 AM   #1
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Your in a dark room, with a candle, a fireplace, and a oil lamp with only one match, which do you light first?

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Old 20-06-2006, 02:29 AM   #2
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Umm....... the match?
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Old 20-06-2006, 07:45 AM   #3
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the stove, i'm hungry
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Old 20-06-2006, 09:04 AM   #4
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the candle then go light the gas stove to cook dinner
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Old 20-06-2006, 09:19 AM   #5
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The match then a close second would be the bong :
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Old 20-06-2006, 09:39 AM   #6
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Ok, heres another

The poor people have it,
The rich people don't want it,
and if you eat it you die?
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Old 20-06-2006, 09:40 AM   #7
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Ok, heres another

The poor people have it,
The rich people don't want it,
and if you eat it you die?
Nothing?
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Old 20-06-2006, 04:07 PM   #8
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I say fireplace, candle, lamp.

The answer to the second one is nothing.
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Old 20-06-2006, 04:32 PM   #9
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Or.....

Brothers and sisters i have none, but that man there is my fathers son!
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Old 20-06-2006, 04:39 PM   #10
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id go with the candle then use it to light the other 2.
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Old 20-06-2006, 04:39 PM   #11
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id go with the candle then use it to light the other 2.
People you can't light anything until the match is lit.
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Old 20-06-2006, 05:01 PM   #12
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People you can't light anything until the match is lit.

I was gonna say that but i thought they were being sarcastic :
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Old 20-06-2006, 05:48 PM   #13
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Or.....

Brothers and sisters i have none, but that man there is my fathers son!
The person is you.
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Old 20-06-2006, 05:53 PM   #14
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The match then a close second would be the bong :
Hahaha :
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Old 20-06-2006, 06:00 PM   #15
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you can't find any of it duh
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Old 20-06-2006, 06:05 PM   #16
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Your in a dark room, with a candle, a fireplace, and a oil lamp with only one match, which do you light first?
To start with it would be you're NOT your.
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Old 20-06-2006, 06:16 PM   #17
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Im going to go with the obvious answer & thats light the match 1st.
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Old 20-06-2006, 06:17 PM   #18
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maybe flick the lightswitch too lol
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Old 20-06-2006, 06:19 PM   #19
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here is another;

the 1st man built it
the 2nd man bought it, but did not use it
the 3rd man used it, but did not see it

what is it?
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Old 20-06-2006, 06:54 PM   #20
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here is another;

the 1st man built it
the 2nd man bought it, but did not use it
the 3rd man used it, but did not see it

what is it?
A 351 clevo stroked out with all the best bits in it :hihi: :hihi: :sm_headba ?
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Old 20-06-2006, 06:55 PM   #21
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To start with it would be you're NOT your.

did that make you feel better ;)
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Old 20-06-2006, 07:27 PM   #22
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A 351 clevo stroked out with all the best bits in it :hihi: :hihi: :sm_headba ?
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Old 20-06-2006, 07:43 PM   #23
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here is another;

the 1st man built it
the 2nd man bought it, but did not use it
the 3rd man used it, but did not see it

what is it?
Its a coffin
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Old 20-06-2006, 09:39 PM   #24
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Its a coffin
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Old 20-06-2006, 09:49 PM   #25
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A cowboy entered a town on Wednesday, stayed in that town for 2 days and 2 nights and left the town on Wednesday. How is this possible?
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Old 20-06-2006, 10:14 PM   #26
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wednesday was the name of his horse
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He drove a Delorean with a Flux Capacitor.
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Old 22-06-2006, 06:04 AM   #28
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he was that wasted he passed out for the rest of the week
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