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06-01-2006, 10:38 AM
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A Bloke
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Far North Queensland, Australia
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I was cruising another forum when I came across this, it had me in tears for ages, absoutely hilarious! I just had to post it.
Mcdonalds Fast and Furious style -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!! AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP! What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger! You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!! Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me. My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave. It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger. Bull shi butt hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here! You at you, your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!! Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE. You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch! Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun! When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours? Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain. They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!! I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine. Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order?" Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything." Pop the bun. Pop the bun? No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all... that is one hell of a way to spend $.10 Bryan-He was in MY shake! Dom - Now I'm in your shake! All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties, precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse. I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they? Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.
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06-01-2006, 10:44 AM
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The one and only
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Carrum Downs, Victoria
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Read these before, still funny.
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06-01-2006, 10:59 AM
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Ute Forum Moderator
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melb
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Hadn't seen most of those. Not bad.
How funny would it be to have it made into a movie Kung Pow style |
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06-01-2006, 11:12 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Sydney
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Hehe, my mates and I use FATF furious quotes all the time and change bits here and there. Awesome stuff!
My sister and I even work the quotes at an I.T. angle.. I need NAS (Network Attached Storage), 2 of them, the big ones. Amatures don't use NAS, I've seen the way you admin, you've got heavy fingers. Anyway... yeah geeky I know. 
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06-01-2006, 11:23 AM
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Mr Impulsive
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Perth NOR.
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Thats pure gold. HAHAHAHAHA
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06-01-2006, 07:02 PM
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Has Blue Blood
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane
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Ohhh yeah , I have a copy of them now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-01-2006, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Geelong
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06-01-2006, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Radiator Springs, Victoria.
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Funny thing it.. I just watched The Fast And The Furious on DVD last night (shoot me please!), and remember those bits well. Got the 2 CD box set for a X'mas present.. what can you do?? It's the thought that counts.. LOL.
Might just watch the 2F2F one tonight.. .. or maybe not. A waste an 1 1/2 of my life I think. Might just leave it on in the background while I'm surfing the net.
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06-01-2006, 07:18 PM
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iRegular crossmember
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: in good 'ol WA
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crack me up.
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Fast & Furious McDonalds Style
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