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Old 21-10-2005, 10:41 AM   #1
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Default New Pepsi Drink !!!

New Drug

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names; a trade name and a
generic name. For example, the trade name is Tylenol - the
generic name is acetaminophen. Aleve's generic name is naproxen.
Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
consideration by a team of government expert, it recently announced
it had settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola
as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a
man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no
longer call this a soft drink.

This additive gives new meaning to the names of tails,
highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.

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Old 21-10-2005, 10:51 AM   #2
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That just made my day. bloody good ,
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Old 21-10-2005, 10:57 AM   #3
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Lol, very clever!
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Old 21-10-2005, 12:43 PM   #4
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Couldnt help myself, sorry




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Old 21-10-2005, 01:10 PM   #5
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Gold.
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Old 21-10-2005, 01:55 PM   #6
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yeah
made me laugh
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Old 21-10-2005, 07:42 PM   #7
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Haha yeh that's good, made me laugh.
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