Stupid Excuses

[Spudz27]

I thought I would start a topic for people to post the most stupid excuses they have ever heard. I didn't see another thread about this.

I will begin with one that made my blood boil. I work everyday and my partner does not, even though she does not work she still sends our 3yr old to daycare twice a week, has our 5month old at home. Anyway all I ask is she keep the house and most importantly the Kitchen tidy. Anyway she whinges about how it is too hard to clean as our 3 yr old messes it back up. So today I went out and took our daughter with me so she could have some free time to clean the kitchen etc. Enough of the backstory.

I come home after an hour and she hasn't moved. I said "ummm were you not cleaning up" to which she replied "James (5 month old) is asleep" I was like WTF are you on about. She had james asleep on her and used that as her excuse not to do the cleaning. And yes I do help around the house, but I feel as I support the whole family the least she can do is keep the house and kitchen tidy.

[Hitman]

Good one, come on here bitching about how your Mrs doesn't clean the house. I'm surprised you let her out of the kitchen long enough to sit on the couch. Maybe you should slap her around abit and let her know whos boss huh? Moron.

[XR8GRL]

Looking after your children/being a stay at home mother is not 'work' huh? :rolleyes:

and taking your child out so she can clean? ffs.

[Spudz27]

She asked me to, and I do the cooking. And no it isn't a hard job when all you do is watch foxtel.

[Falcon Coupe]

Some of the topics of late really have me scratching my head.

[Laminge]

Originally Posted by Falcon Coupe

Some of the topics of late really have me scratching my head.

The last time your scratched your head was when you had hair and asked her to mow the lawn, now your bald and own 4 personalised and modified mowers!