April Fools-what are you gonna do?

Kryton · 30-03-2005, 09:20 PM

well its april fools in 2 days ('oh yeah' i hear you say), so i thought i might see what pranks everyone has planned for their unsuspecting friends.

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give me some inspiration!

RED_EL_XR8 · 30-03-2005, 09:23 PM

Shuddup will ya. Dont give the gig away.

Someone please delete this thread fast!

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Sylox · 30-03-2005, 09:27 PM

I'll move my workmates car around the back of the shed for starters whilst he out dropping gear off.

Psycho Chicken · 30-03-2005, 09:28 PM

Might order a Flux Capacitor or two out of head office in Sydney.

Walkinshaw · 30-03-2005, 09:32 PM

A mate last year put his own obitury in the paper. A little 'sick' but certanly made a row

Psycho Chicken · 30-03-2005, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Walkinshaw

A mate last year put his own obitury in the paper. A little 'sick' but certanly made a row

GOLD!

paul7v7 · 30-03-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Walkinshaw

A mate last year put his own obitury in the paper. A little 'sick' but certanly made a row

that is an excellent idea..
or i might just not turn up to work

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Hawk · 30-03-2005, 09:33 PM

I have no doubt the draftsperson at work will do something. What he actually does will be directed at me no doubt.

Paris Hilton · 30-03-2005, 09:53 PM

....nothing

Psycho Chicken · 30-03-2005, 10:00 PM

I can't believe I didn't think of this before, I'll buy some tin foil in the morning and see who is stupid enough to leave their toolbox unlocked tomorrow night.

b2tf · 30-03-2005, 10:11 PM

Seeing as its my boss's birthday on April Fools, she's in for an extra treat.

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bindi · 31-03-2005, 07:21 AM

C'Mon guys, help me out here... I am sure I am gonna get done by my son (13 year old know it all smart *** wicked sense of humour).

So I need something good to get him with FIRST

LuvinmyEB · 31-03-2005, 11:09 AM

Half my day is going to be spent in court.

The landlord was up to his old tricks again so I thought stuff it, it's tribunal time.

Bond (which is more than 4 weeks rent) not payed into the RTBA. Walking into the house 4 times without prior notice, 6 phone calls in one day (all abusive), his wife turns up on a Sunday morning using language that would make a sailor blush. Refuses to accept rent (because he wants two months worth?!?) then sends me an eviction notice. Urgent repairs still needing done and he refuses to. Refuses to accept application to VCAT and threatened me in front of two other people.

I think I know who the April fool will be.

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

Might order a Flux Capacitor or two out of head office in Sydney.

Make sure that you specify that they need 1.21 Jigawatts of power to make them work. :evil_laug

LuvinmyEB · 31-03-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bindi

C'Mon guys, help me out here... I am sure I am gonna get done by my son (13 year old know it all smart *** wicked sense of humour).

So I need something good to get him with FIRST

Seek out and then hide his porn mags. :Up_to_som

RED_EL_XR8 · 31-03-2005, 11:35 AM

Not wanting to be a wet blanket guys! But just a word of caution from a habitual prankster, think about your pranks, just make sure whatever it is doesn't damage other peoples property. If someone loses an engine or a tyre etc then its not a joke anymore.

Flux capacitors and foil toolboxes, love your work Psycho Chook, a true artisan!

bindi · 31-03-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LuvinmyEB

Seek out and then hide his porn mags. :Up_to_som

Nah it'd be the other way round

He unfortunately doesn't have any, believe me, I've looked!

MotherNatureVer2 · 31-03-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LuvinmyEB

Seek out and then hide his porn mags. :Up_to_som

Bwhahahahahhahahhaaa look out boy ........... Thanks for the tip ..... I love it

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Mike Gayner · 31-03-2005, 03:45 PM

I'm gonna look like a dolt here, but what's the deal with the foil in the toolbox?

Walkinshaw · 31-03-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Gayner

I'm gonna look like a dolt here, but what's the deal with the foil in the toolbox?

Im glad somone asked before i did

PULLY6 · 31-03-2005, 04:20 PM

haha yeah what is the deal with the foil?

Perana · 31-03-2005, 04:29 PM

LOL glad im not the only one that doesnt know about the Foil Toolbox :P

EA2BA · 31-03-2005, 04:43 PM

I am pretty sure you wrap every single tool in the box up indivually in silver foil, and put them all back just as they were.

neb · 31-03-2005, 04:48 PM

tempted to do it to everything on someone's desk at work tomorrow morning.. hmmm

bindi · 31-03-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by neb

tempted to do it to everything on someone's desk at work tomorrow morning.. hmmm

Nah, just go around to all the desks that are close together... swap keyboards and mice/mouses/meeeeces (whatever plural you use for a friggin computer mouse).

Then just sit back and watch as ppl wonder wtf is wrong with their PCs. They are typing but nothing comes up on the screen, whereas the guy sitting next to her is getting all this stuff up on his word document and HE ISN'T TYPING... it's quite amusing.

The other thing you can do is either put sticky tape over the infrared under the mouse or remove the ball.

donno · 31-03-2005, 04:57 PM

Could always start another supercharged V10 GTHO 2 door thread?

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Walkinshaw · 31-03-2005, 05:00 PM

Replacing the sugar jar with salt was allways a classic. I know umpteen million Engineers and they are all the same. Their IQ is arround 30 untill they have that 3 coffee/6sugar cup in the morning........except this time it wont be sugar.

RG · 31-03-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Walkinshaw

Replacing the sugar jar with salt was allways a classic. I know umpteen million Engineers and they are all the same. Their IQ is arround 30 untill they have that 3 coffee/6sugar cup in the morning........except this time it wont be sugar.

now there is an idea...but what to replace the coffee with?

Barry_v · 31-03-2005, 05:19 PM

you dont need to, the salt is enough. trust me.. i tried drinking coffee with salt once.

donno · 31-03-2005, 05:22 PM

Oh yeah, some favourites over the years:

4 shopping trolleys bike locked together in a mates room, a mullet behind the fridge, and coffee in the shower head.

rodderz · 31-03-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by donno

Oh yeah, some favourites over the years:
coffee in the shower head.

Now theres a great way to make an economy sized coffee for multiple guests, shower head would work just like the head on the Mr Cappucino maker!

Probably works great as a wake up first thing in the morning too!