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18-05-2006, 10:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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found this last week.
if the worlds population was 100. 57 asian 21 european 14 western hemisphere 8 african 80 live in substandard housing 70 can not read 50 under nourished 1 near death 1 just born 52 female 48 male 70 non white 70 non christian 89 hetrosexual 1 owns a computer 6 people would own 59% of worlds wealth. those 6 would live in USA |
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18-05-2006, 10:10 PM
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18-05-2006, 10:11 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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I got 3 computers.. can I be Bill Gates?
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Older, wiser, poorer. Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
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18-05-2006, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
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where are the Aussies. someone needs to teach them how to play cricket.
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23-05-2006, 09:49 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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18-05-2006, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Southbank, melb
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and someone needs to teach them where we are on the map
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18-05-2006, 11:29 PM
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Long Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Wait, so your saying there are more girls then guys ?
I'm in...
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18-05-2006, 11:36 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canberra Region
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Australia would be 0.3 of a person.
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19-05-2006, 12:00 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Adelaide
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So:
I'm White Overnourished Live in good housing I can read and write Drive a Ford Drink Beer Smoke Hetrosexual (When my misses let's me) Live in Australia So I am 0.00000000001% of the worlds population! No wonder I'm lonely! |
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19-05-2006, 07:30 AM
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The one and only
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Carrum Downs, Victoria
Posts: 9,053
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"1 owns a computer"
That would make boring forums and emails!! W00t, I just got an email. Oh it's just to let me know I posted in my Forum :(
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19-05-2006, 07:35 AM
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Formally Kia Chaser
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Newcastle
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hahaha - well that makes me:
White Overnourished Live in good housing I can read and write 2 languages Non-Religious Not gay Live in Australia Own 3 computers Never come close to dying Damn... If that was the case.... I wouldn't exsist yet.... lol
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19-05-2006, 08:03 AM
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Enroute
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Good one Fargo, statistics by Michael Moore.
I have a question about this whole gay thing. If I am a lesbian, however I was born with a male anatomy does that make me gay or straight?
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19-05-2006, 08:45 AM
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Formally Kia Chaser
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Newcastle
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you would be a lesbian shemale.... A little from column A, a little from column B....
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Kia Grand Carnival (2006) Silver, Grill Mesh, Tints, Sidesteps (with lights), Towbar, 7" Touch Screen DVD Tuner with intergrated GPS & Bluetooth, Roof Mounted Flip Down 15.1" LCD Screen, Reverse Camera - 184Kw HSV Clubsport R8 VY (2003) Black, 6sp Manual, Coulson Seats, Red on black interior, Pacemaker extractors, Twin 2.5" exhaust, Custom Red 20" VE GTS Rims, Custom Red Stitching
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19-05-2006, 10:45 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SYDNEY
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that makes the worlds human representation a poor asian who cant read, is a woman , and is hungry.
if we had a galaxy library this would be what a human would look like. |
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20-05-2006, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
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Could a hetrosexual male argue that he is a lesbian trapped inside a males body? :P
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20-05-2006, 04:46 PM
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On the assumtion that the 11 gays are male, that puts the man/woman ratio at 37/52. Take out the only nerd in the world with a computer, the just born and the near dead and that makes it 34/52. That's about 1.5 women to every man!
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20-05-2006, 05:31 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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23-05-2006, 09:20 PM
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I am The Brain!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Hey...it says nothing about illegal aliens.
...or aliens for that matter... :lookedat:
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23-05-2006, 09:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Older, wiser, poorer. Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
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23-05-2006, 09:41 PM
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I am The Brain!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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I might even get a bowl with those numbers Shane!
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Long Live Cricket - Australia's favourite sport Woohoo 1.6L 1999 Toyota Corolla....feel the power! I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant. |
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worlds population is 100
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