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Old 05-03-2006, 07:02 PM   #1
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Sitting here watching Futurama and i gotta sway some of there calls are just classic, like

Bender: ARGH! The laws of science be a harsh Mistress

Fry: Everytime something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness.......or i'm drunk........or i've eaten to much candy.

So what are everyone elses favorite Futurama quotes?

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Old 05-03-2006, 07:04 PM   #2
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Yeah is a good show. My two lads love it (21 and 14)
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Old 05-03-2006, 07:05 PM   #3
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haha i love it, better than the simpsons by far :P
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Old 05-03-2006, 07:57 PM   #4
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I ИИИИed myself laughing at the add where Fry says something like : These are like sex but im having them.
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Old 07-03-2006, 07:27 PM   #5
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I ИИИИed myself laughing at the add where Fry says something like : These are like sex but im having them.
thats the one i was going to say...its a classic : but i hate the show sorry
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If's an awesome show, i love it. Bender and Fry just cap the show with there smarta*** comments. Funny as
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Old 05-03-2006, 08:35 PM   #7
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The funniest lines are in the Amazon Women episode. Like when the women say they are going to kill the men and Bender says "they'll probably nag us to death".
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The funniest lines are in the Amazon Women episode. Like when the women say they are going to kill the men and Bender says "they'll probably nag us to death".
From the same episoide

Fembot: "Death to the men, Death by snoo snoo"

What better way to die?
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I am bender, please insert Girder.

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Old 05-03-2006, 09:31 PM   #10
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Bender - "Bite my shiny metal ar$e"................classic.
Loved it years ago when it was on ch7, but then they moved it to a rediculous time slot so I bought the DVD's. Great to see it picked up again, unfortunately it's not being made anymore due to "viewers unable to warm to the characters".
You will see the occasional "crossover" between characters from "The Simpsons" & vise versa which is a real treat. :the_finge
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The best cartoon on TV, maybe closely followed by Family Guy! Bender, Fry, Homer, Brian and Peter Griffin are absolute legends!

Im not sure if their is a Futurama equivalant but the following sites have some of the best quotes!

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:26 PM   #12
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Futurama is my favourite by far, got the X-Box game as well & there's some good quotes in that.

My fav from the show-

[after being kicked out of a theme park]
Bender: Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!
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Old 06-03-2006, 01:27 AM   #13
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What about Dr Szohdberg (spelling?) he comes out with some great one liners poor fella.
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Bender - "Bite my shiny metal ar$e"................classic.
Loved it years ago when it was on ch7, but then they moved it to a rediculous time slot so I bought the DVD's. Great to see it picked up again, unfortunately it's not being made anymore due to "viewers unable to warm to the characters".
You will see the occasional "crossover" between characters from "The Simpsons" & vise versa which is a real treat. :the_finge
Check out this link on IMDB....http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0471711/
They're making a new series next year because of the popularity of the DVD releases - I think that happened to family guy aswell, so many people bought the dvd's that the network decided to fund more series'.

Futurama cracks me up, not more than the simpsons, equel & in a different way. Love all the jokes about old apple mac's and computers. There was one ep when fry was charged with some sort of offence on a robot planet and the judge was an old apple mac (the one's with the blue and black screens) and when he made his decision the loading bar came up on his screen and instead of saying 'loading 25%' it said 'judging 25%' CRACKUP!
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Check out this link on IMDB....http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0471711/
I checked it out, and it said nothing about it except for "Futurama Series V - 2007" or similar. Is there anywhere that has confirmed there are going to be more made? I want to be certain before I allow even a sliver of hope to enter my mind!
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"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men." - Captain Zapp Brannigan
"Brannigans law is like Branigans love. Hard and fast"

""we are all from different cultures here. Some of you are black, some of you are white.... You're brown.... and you're silver!! But i don't care if your skin in red, tan, or Chinese.""


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"Rock crushes scissors, but paper covers rock, and scissors cuts paper. Kiff we have a conundrum. Search them for papers, and ah bring me a rock "
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It's the nerdiest joke in the history of jokes, and I can't stop cracking up whenever I hear it

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I don't mind it. Some of the season 1 episodes are great, particularly the one where Fry and Bender move in together.
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I don't mind it. Some of the season 1 episodes are great, particularly the one where Fry and Bender move in together.
Fry : Wheres the Bathroom
Bender: A What Room?
Fry: The Bathroom
Bender: A Bath What?
Fry :The Bathroom"
Bender: A What What?

just bought first 3 seasons...gonna get 4 soon..shows is great
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Fry : Wheres the Bathroom
Bender: A What Room?
Fry: The Bathroom
Bender: A Bath What?
Fry :The Bathroom"
Bender: A What What?
hahahahah had forgotten about that one.. oh man thats a classic.

also the stabbin robot - "i gotta practice my stabbin yyeeeaaaa!!"
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great show, downloadin all 5 seasons atm

leela: so hows business?
bender: are you firmiular with my friend al gore?

fry: we call them land sea lions, i tame them

great episodes, great show
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When they're at Mars University... Bender is hanging out with the fratbots from Robot House...

They're on the ladder perving at the Mac... the ladder falls over and they destroy Snooty House's frathouse...

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Hehe, ever since I bought the boxed set, I've been having a Futurama-o-rama!!
Bender rules, he cracks me up in every episode.
I never liked it when it was on TV, but a friend got me into watching it, so I just went out & bought the big boxed set.
Up to season 3 so far, and can't wait to see the rest!

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(Brian is shown behind the White House next to a tree with a treehouse in it. George Bush is in the treehouse.)
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George Bush: Go away!
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Ziodberg: Yay! People arte paying attention to me

Bender: Sure baby i can dig it
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Old 06-03-2006, 08:30 PM   #27
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definately funny but i think family guy tops it:P
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hooker robot: bender baby we love you
pimp bender: shut up baby i know it
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One of my favourites...

Dr. Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Dr. Zoidberg: No, no, not that mouth.
Fry: I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg: Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry: Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Dr. Zoidberg: What? My mother was a saint! Get out!
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Yeah its good , but King of the hill is better IMO ! I love the simpsons better than them all!
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