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24-03-2009, 09:27 PM
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Da Shifty One
Join Date: Mar 2005
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So a woman goes to the auto shop.... reporting her vehicle has a vibration and it has a gas leak..
The diagnosis? A box spring mattress in the roadway which the broad ran over, and dragged for miles. The flailing metal under the car punched a hole in the fuel tank, and fuel starvation is all that stopped this rocket scientist. AND YES SHE WAS BLONDE!!    Didnt some bogan do a similar on Parramatta road few months back??
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24-03-2009, 09:31 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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lmao..how could you not notice that?
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24-03-2009, 09:42 PM
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Back to Le Frenchy
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WOW....stupid. Very stupid. Very extremely stupid.
Someone did do that recently, in a new mini. That one caught fire and went to that great wrecker in the sky.
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24-03-2009, 09:41 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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you would be suprised Ive seen simular (not as much wire) but it was a trasnaxel and it split the box
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24-03-2009, 09:48 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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thats right the mini was like 3 hours old
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24-03-2009, 09:48 PM
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Focus on my Focus
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If I remember correctly, that mini was only a few days old.
Anyway... someone surely has to be taking the . Surely no one is that stupid not to notice something like that.
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24-03-2009, 09:49 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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i saw this exact story like 2 months ago...
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24-03-2009, 10:00 PM
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How the heck can you not notice something like that?
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24-03-2009, 10:01 PM
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i got this in my emails last week.. lol. u would notice it wouldnt u
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24-03-2009, 10:08 PM
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You dig, we stick!
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Any dyno figures?
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24-03-2009, 10:14 PM
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24-03-2009, 10:32 PM
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24-03-2009, 10:27 PM
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A bit off topic but why are the peoples eyes blocked out? I can understand bluring peoples faces but what does blocking just the eyes do? are they reverse superheros or something
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24-03-2009, 11:31 PM
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BF XR6, oh yeah!!
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Yeah I remember that from a few months ago, silly bird didn't even notice running over a whole mattress, and in a car she had just bought brand new that day.
MASSIVE FAIL!!
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24-03-2009, 11:46 PM
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I drove over the handle of a shovel in my driveway at like 2km/h in reverse and was concerned with the damage. This woman hit a matress, A MATRESS and just kept on going, what a drop kick.
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25-03-2009, 08:21 AM
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Some Americans are too scared to pull over to the side of the road
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25-03-2009, 12:10 AM
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lol.. what a mess!!!
at least she strengthened the tail shaft!!! who needs a loop when you can just drive over a matress.. |
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25-03-2009, 12:53 AM
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Was her husband on the mattress with a mistress????
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25-03-2009, 02:54 PM
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25-03-2009, 08:46 AM
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Am I the only one that thinks that second picture in particular looks setup?
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25-03-2009, 09:14 AM
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Plenty of room for Blonde/Mattress jokes here boys !!!!!!!!!!
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25-03-2009, 10:38 AM
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25-03-2009, 07:47 PM
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i'd more like to know how the hell you can hit a matress in the first place. theyre not exactly hard to miss....
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25-03-2009, 07:49 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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How could you not know!?!?!?
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25-03-2009, 07:59 PM
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Hmm Project XW VAN !!!!
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I can barely belive that is even possible.....
What a P!$$ER.... Looks like the car wouldnt even touch the ground man...!!!!! Im still in shock................... Kev
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So a woman goes to the auto shop....
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