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18-05-2005, 05:10 PM
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well last week i got bitten on the neck by a spider while i was asleep.
probably payback for the black spider i spray painted silver in the shed, he must have put a 'hit' out on me. anyway Doc says ive got scepticemia from the bite so i thought i might show everyone my really sore 'second head' growing out of my throat. Docs again on friday, so im gonna get her to lance it. the skin is that tight i can hardly turn my head or look up. anyway have a laugh on me. and BE WARNED - it is BIG and disgusting!  
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18-05-2005, 05:13 PM
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Oooh, gross, you really need to squeeze that pimple dude.
Nah seriously hope you get better soon, and kill enough other spiders to take away the pain (or some of it).
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18-05-2005, 05:25 PM
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bugger Ive had the same SECOND HEAD SYNDROME , in my armpit twice and the size of a golf ball ,hurt like hell everytime I moved ,get it lanced asap.
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18-05-2005, 05:36 PM
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they call me Tibbo
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Man That Is Some F*cked Up Shit!
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18-05-2005, 05:44 PM
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XB in parts...
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F**k I hate spiders.
Make sure you kill the bastard if you see it again.
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18-05-2005, 05:41 PM
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OH DEAR GOD!!!
You're....turning.......TASMANIAN!!!!!!!! |
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18-05-2005, 05:49 PM
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Holy shit fella!!!!! For a moment i thought i was back in Tassie.
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18-05-2005, 05:54 PM
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Just as well it didn't nip the missus, Jerry Springer would be knocking on your door :P
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18-05-2005, 05:57 PM
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What kinda spider was it?
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18-05-2005, 06:16 PM
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I'm sorry, have to do it........
 : : : : : Now get some kick *** revenge, 5 or 6 flea/spider bombs should do the trick. For a bite like that we're talking justifiable genocide of every spider within a 1km radius!!!
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18-05-2005, 06:18 PM
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Good grief! That is gruesome! You gotta have a horror movie named after you mate
 Get it lanced, it'll feel so good when the pressure is released that you'll think you've orgasmed lmfao
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18-05-2005, 06:30 PM
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HEY leave spiders alone lol
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18-05-2005, 07:04 PM
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thats one hell of an adams apple you got there mate
bl on the bite i hate spiders and i live in a house infested with them |
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18-05-2005, 07:18 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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waah, thats huge! bet it hurt heaps.
i trust you've taken revenge for the latest spider attacks, or at least planning
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18-05-2005, 07:34 PM
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OMG!!! Ive never seen anything like that! OUCH! Cant they just pin ***** it and get it all out?? I dont know how you could wait till Friday...
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18-05-2005, 08:28 PM
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Just as well it didn't bite you on the ****. hehe. or worse on ya wizzer.
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18-05-2005, 08:30 PM
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Dang thats some michael jackson shit! **** that i take away the risk. If i see a spider doesnt matter what it is, i get a can of deo and a lighter and take it to it.
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18-05-2005, 08:47 PM
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Ewww! Yuck! Look at all that hair!
Oh, right, the lump thing. Meh.
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18-05-2005, 09:36 PM
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19-05-2005, 08:51 PM
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Nice lump davway
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18-05-2005, 09:21 PM
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ahhh thats crazy i hope no evil spiders bite me!
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18-05-2005, 09:48 PM
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well yeah it hurts like a mother****er!! dont know what kind of spider it was either coz it done a dogs act and got me when i was asleep. tryed poping it yesterday but the pain was too much and i couldnt do it. cant wait till some pressure is releaved from it as it is hard to turn my head. also im sick of going somewhere and every mofo is staring at it. i guess i would too if i seen someone like that! i just tell them im from tassie and im growing my second head back so theyll let me back in, either that or i tell them its my twin trying to escape.
anyway as painful as it is i can still laugh about it! Last edited by Kryton; 18-05-2005 at 09:50 PM. |
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18-05-2005, 10:26 PM
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18-05-2005, 11:04 PM
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:ticking: mate i feel for you but your sense of humour is f####''g hilarious you'd be a good drinking buddy , couldn't stop laughing at your comments it made my hernia saw. |
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18-05-2005, 10:00 PM
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That looks bloody painful.
Is it wrong that my first thought was it'll be cool to draw a face on it?
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18-05-2005, 10:13 PM
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LMFAO!
( ~irish accent / start) ITS HUGE..... BLOODY HUGE ( ~irish accent / end) I actually have self diagnosed myself with acarnaphobia... i get all funny around spiders. Is the doc going to cut it out? is that just fluid or is there a growth in there? JIHAD AGAINST SPIDERS! :the_finge  :
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18-05-2005, 10:17 PM
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HAHAHA now that my friend is GOLD! champion of an idea! or draw an open mouth there! haha  :
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18-05-2005, 11:03 PM
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Dont sleep with spiders mate. Nice "love bite".
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18-05-2005, 11:27 PM
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Geebus! Damn man! Im not scared of spiders but i hate having them on me and thats the reason why!
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A Spiders REVENGE - On ME. *warning*
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