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10-10-2005, 10:44 AM
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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,
were Greg Murphy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: That Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Kiwi thinks: That Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that Kiwi again.
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10-10-2005, 10:50 AM
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haha... very appropriate good one
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10-10-2005, 10:57 AM
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Hehe, oldie but a goodie.
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Just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop p**s at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... this is fantastic. I'm in heaven. |
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10-10-2005, 11:06 AM
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Adapt or perish...
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Heh, got a smile to my face.
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10-10-2005, 11:50 AM
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ANOTHER GREG MURPHY JOKE
Greg Murphy gets up in the morning, he looks in the mirror and says, "gee I'm looking good today. I feel great too". He sees his wife and she says "Gee you're looking great today Greg." Murphy says "Gee thanks, I feel great too". She then adds, "You don't smell too good though" Murphy says "Really? That's odd" and continues his day. He turns up at Bathurst and sees Marcos Ambrose who says to Murph, "Gee, you're looking great today Murph". Murph says "Thanks Marcos, I feel great too". Ambrose adds, "you don't smell too good though." Murph asks "Really, why's that?" Marcos says: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A C**T!"
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10-10-2005, 11:54 AM
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Q: What do you do if you are locked in a cage with a lion, a tiger and Greg Murphy and you have a gun with only two bullets?
A: Shoot Greg Murphy (TWICE)
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Just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop p**s at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... this is fantastic. I'm in heaven. |
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10-10-2005, 12:12 PM
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hahahaha good stuff. Love the last one
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10-10-2005, 01:34 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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whats greg murphy and mike tyson got in common ,
they both get punched around the ring ........
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10-10-2005, 01:44 PM
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I love how you one eyed fools bag Murph......
So here is my Question.. How many Times has Ambrose won Bathurst....
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10-10-2005, 01:51 PM
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10-10-2005, 01:51 PM
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Ok so we are the fools........and you are a Holden supporter on a Ford Forums...........hmmmmm.
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10-10-2005, 01:55 PM
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10-10-2005, 02:38 PM
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why dont you just focus on the fact that he's a holden driving assmuncher, and leave the 'kiwi bashing' out of it?
or is it too hard to come up with something original? |
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10-10-2005, 03:43 PM
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I cant see what all the fuss is about, I would think by now the blue oval would be used to losing @ Bathurst.
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10-10-2005, 04:12 PM
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Made these up today and posted them in the pits. Might as well here too seeing as this is a joke thread about Murphy. Notice my terrible skills in MS Paint.
 
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10-10-2005, 04:32 PM
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GT4.
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EDIT: I mucked around for a bit on the net n found this pic. Could NOT go past it so i "Murphed" it. 
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10-10-2005, 06:50 PM
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10-10-2005, 10:56 PM
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you and I "KNOW" Ambrose was on the way to beating the shyte out of everyone , but lets try knobbel him with a bullshyte rule ! But even once wasnt enough to do it lets do it again ! Lowndes was also on his way to floogin your shyteboxes too, but rergretably he made a mistake and paid for it !
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10-10-2005, 11:18 PM
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10-10-2005, 11:21 PM
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Whoever gets the luckiest on the day wins.
Just like at the Casino, when red comes up 7 times in a row, means its ever coming closer to the black (blue. haha) next time. It will even out.
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11-10-2005, 06:24 AM
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I'm getting really sick of the kiwi bashing on this forum. Seriously.
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11-10-2005, 07:29 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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their venting anger at murph mike, not you guys at all ,
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12-10-2005, 01:39 AM
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GT4.
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Monday funny (And appropriate after Murphy's fiasco)
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