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07-10-2005, 10:39 PM
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Peter Car
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: geelong
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Two senior citizens are pushing their trolleys around the supermarket when they collide. The first old guy says "sorry mate, I was looking for my wife and didn't see you".
The second old guy says "thats a bit of a coincidence, i'm looking for my wife too". The first old guy says "well maybe I could help you find her, whats she look like". The second old guy says "well, she's 22 years old, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big t*ts and is wearing a very skimpy outfit. What does your wife look like". The first old guy answers "stuff her, lets go look for your wife". |
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09-10-2005, 02:53 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: "THE GONG"
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09-10-2005, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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HA! HA! HA! Thats a keeper :hihi:
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09-10-2005, 05:45 PM
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Just slidin'
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisvegas
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Sweet
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