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Old 19-09-2007, 12:49 AM   #1
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Default Sep 19th - Talk Like A Pirate Day

Remember to participate, at work, at school, out and about, its all about having a bit of fun each year

Last year I was working reception, I couldn't really Talk Like A Pirate to customers but I did to a few work colleagues with mixed results. This year I'm doing evening shifts so tomorrow out shopping will be a blast

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

And here's some tips: http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-Like-a-Pirate

Enjoy yourselves!

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pretty much what has happened here is i trolled you. and it was fun.
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Old 19-09-2007, 08:19 AM   #2
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should be fun.....
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geeves can you pass the toothpicks please, i have some rice stuck between my teeth.....
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Holden made the decision to make thier utes for pretty boys years ago. Wannabe tradesman drive them. If my son came home and told me he bought a holden ute I would struggle to come to grips with the fact he is a homosexual.
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Old 19-09-2007, 08:28 AM   #3
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Cracks my kids up every time: http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9...apirate5xb.swf
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Old 19-09-2007, 08:30 AM   #4
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that's just stupid

if you want something funny try www.leekspin.com :P
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Holden made the decision to make thier utes for pretty boys years ago. Wannabe tradesman drive them. If my son came home and told me he bought a holden ute I would struggle to come to grips with the fact he is a homosexual.
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Old 19-09-2007, 08:39 AM   #5
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that's just stupid

if you want something funny try www.leekspin.com :P
Bah, too much spinning.. this is better: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
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Old 19-09-2007, 08:43 AM   #6
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Bah, too much spinning.. this is better: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
haha llama llama DUCK
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Old 19-09-2007, 09:29 AM   #7
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A bunch of guys did this in the office last year.....without telling anyone else what it was all about.

Ended up looking like complete tools...

Arrrrrrrgggggggg me harties dud you geyt the email I just sent to ye.......arrrrrrrgggggg
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Old 19-09-2007, 09:49 AM   #8
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Its days like today that I wish I had stayed in school and now work in a office. I was made for this....

Anybody game enough to try the dirty sanchez version of the pirate? :evil_laug
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Old 19-09-2007, 10:59 AM   #9
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Argh! I say, those who dont join our cause, walk the the plank and go into Davey Jones' locker!
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Old 19-09-2007, 12:41 PM   #10
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Me + a couple of mates have had that song as a ringtone on our phones for a while now, tis pure gold

I'm tempted to head out shopping and carry on with pirate rubbish to sales assistants, see if any of them get it and talk like a pirate back - if so, I'll buy random stuff from them
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Old 19-09-2007, 03:55 PM   #11
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If someone started talking to me like a pirate i would crack there skull open.
Luckily i don't talk to too many people during my day.
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Old 19-09-2007, 06:48 PM   #12
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aagh me lassie, is there an x on your pants for surely there be wondrous booty in there!!
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Old 19-09-2007, 06:52 PM   #13
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What did the pirate say when he had a heart attack?


Arrrrrgh, me hearty!


Terrible....
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Old 19-09-2007, 06:58 PM   #14
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why are pirates pirates?

because they arrrgh
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Old 19-09-2007, 06:59 PM   #15
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What do Pirates drive?


a Yarrrrrrrrris.
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Old 19-09-2007, 11:07 PM   #16
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Where do pirates keep their buccaneers?

On their buccan heads!


Have you seen the latest Pirates of the Carribean?

It's rated Arrrr!
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Old 19-09-2007, 11:35 PM   #17
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and how much for ear piercing?
a buccaneer! arrrggghhh!!
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Old 20-09-2007, 12:45 AM   #18
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LOL These jokes are great, keep them coming!!!
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Old 20-09-2007, 12:51 AM   #19
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A young boy asked a pirate why he had a hook for a hand

"Arrrr.... it got chopped off in a swordfight, now it be gone and replaced with this hook!" he said

What about the eye patch asked the boy

"Arrr... a bird shat on me eye, and it be the 1st day with the hook"
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Old 20-09-2007, 12:56 AM   #20
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sad it is,only 10 mins left arrrggghhh
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Old 21-09-2007, 09:32 AM   #21
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Yep - except for the terrible posts above I survived 'talk like a pirate day' without saying arrrrgggggh once.

The fact that I try to have as little to do or say with my 'tool' of a surperviser each day anyway was a big help......
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