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Old 23-09-2005, 03:38 PM   #1
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Default Political Correctness - men Vs women

Thought these were pretty funny.







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Old 23-09-2005, 04:19 PM   #2
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"this should get some mileage"
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Old 23-09-2005, 07:07 PM   #3
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Oh goddamn, that was brill... my fave is number 2 for the men! :nutsycuck
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Old 23-09-2005, 09:02 PM   #4
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this is hell funny ! I am going to get a few slaps i the face in the next couple of weeks . I can see it now ! :yeees:
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Old 23-09-2005, 09:04 PM   #5
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lol...not bad.

number 2 for the men, "overly caucasian" is that really politically correct?
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Old 23-09-2005, 10:58 PM   #6
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That was a great read. The one that stands out in my mind is the first male one " He does not have a beer gut - he has developed a liquid storage facility".
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Old 24-09-2005, 12:13 AM   #7
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Old 24-09-2005, 12:53 AM   #8
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Nah mate, I'll tell you whats funny. The line in your sig that says:

"I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."

Now that... Is f***ing hilarious!
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Old 24-09-2005, 02:24 AM   #9
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LMAO!
Brilliant stuff! :
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Old 24-09-2005, 10:03 AM   #10
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Hahahaha, #2 for the men is me :hihi:
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Old 24-09-2005, 10:21 AM   #11
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Hahahaha, #2 for the men is me :hihi:

Reminds me of this: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/777/
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LOL@"Previously Enjoyed Champion"!!!

Gonna have to use that one on the girls at work... & see if any figure it out :
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Old 25-09-2005, 10:38 PM   #13
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Hahaha, good link, thanks for the laugh.

Sadly, my dancing is even worse then that, I think if I was to try and dance someone would call an ambulance because they would think I'm having some sort of a seizure - I make Peter Garrett look like like he is an excellent dancer :hihi:
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