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13-09-2005, 08:43 AM
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* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. * Wookiees are offended by your B.O. * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer o you didn't have to wait for a commercial. * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. * Your father has ever said to you,"Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." * You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. * You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. * You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. * You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. * You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck. * If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
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13-09-2005, 10:13 AM
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The last ones a crack up
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13-09-2005, 11:02 AM
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XB in parts...
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That's awesome. That's definately gonna do the rounds at work....
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13-09-2005, 11:15 AM
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how bout fallin in love with a minor
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13-09-2005, 11:19 AM
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13-09-2005, 11:23 AM
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well in episode 1 that padme chick starts fallin in love with the little vader doesn't she?
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13-09-2005, 10:42 PM
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Oh no ..Casper,Casper,Casper....nurse..Nurse...NURSE valium for Casper please.
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13-09-2005, 10:53 PM
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Make that 2 shots just to be on the safe side ;)
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13-09-2005, 11:26 PM
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