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23-08-2007, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Australia
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Divorce and Pepsi
. A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. . The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. . After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" . Don't laugh, he won! |
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23-08-2007, 09:10 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Good one!
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23-08-2007, 09:21 PM
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Force Fed Fords
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Haha, that guy should get his own TV show
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Let him hang his hat on that.
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24-08-2007, 01:54 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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funny one
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24-08-2007, 08:21 AM
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CL&JW BATHURST CHAMPS!
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Location: Victoria
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ROFL classic
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24-08-2007, 09:58 AM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
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Lol, not bad at all!!
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24-08-2007, 02:19 PM
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Location: Port Lincoln SA
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I like that.
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24-08-2007, 03:34 PM
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AFF Post NAZI
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Location: Albury
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hehehe nice!
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24-08-2007, 04:04 PM
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What's green is gold
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Location: Shepparton
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Ah hahaha
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24-08-2007, 04:51 PM
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Barra Turbo > V8
  
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Custody And Divorce
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