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Old 13-02-2007, 01:41 PM   #31
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i met my gf at my mates place. it was his sisters friend. and i been with her coming on 17 months. its not exactly the same but close.
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Old 13-02-2007, 01:47 PM   #32
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In the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really isn't the most important thing in the world.

Sex is pointless if the person you're pleasuring doesn't mean a hell of a lot to you.

I'll never do that again.
*slap* snap out of it!
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Old 13-02-2007, 01:48 PM   #33
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Actually, in the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really is the most important thing in the world.
The world is overpopulated.

Ok. From increasing the population, fine. Point taken.

But human's don't exactly deserve much, given what we do.
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Old 13-02-2007, 01:49 PM   #34
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Actually, in the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really is the most important thing in the world.
Ironic isnt it???
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Old 13-02-2007, 02:05 PM   #35
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Ironic isnt it???
Yep, now if only every job I had to do was that much fun....
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Old 13-02-2007, 02:56 PM   #36
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One of the guys I used to work with is dating my sister. It was a bit weird when he came over because you're used to people coming to see you but when it's someone you know and they are there to see your sister, it is abit weird. I got over it and his a pretty good guy. Drops me off places, we sometimes go out together and I sometimes go out with my him and my sister with my girlfriend to the movies and such. As long as you you respect your mates and not treat their sisters bad then its okay to date them.
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Old 13-02-2007, 02:59 PM   #37
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In the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really isn't the most important thing in the world.

Sex is pointless if the person you're pleasuring doesn't mean a hell of a lot to you.

I'll never do that again.
Sex is great for maintaing a good relationship but it never should be the founder of a relationship. I agree that its pointless with a stranger because you may be getting a thrill but you would never truley enjoy it as being with someone you love.
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Old 13-02-2007, 03:33 PM   #38
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Yeah, be her friend mate.

Nothing better than having nice girls as friends. U sound like u both get on really well so she's going to back u up when she introduces u to her nice friends.

Hang out with your mate and her every so often and you will get to know her true colours (good and bad). Don't concertrate to much on the fact that you dig her but, she is you friends girl. Just be friends. Being good friends with chicks helps big time when trying to find a girl.

That's my spin anyway, good luck
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Old 13-02-2007, 03:35 PM   #39
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Should be a poll - Chalk up another vote for "Cut his Lunch"
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Old 13-02-2007, 03:46 PM   #40
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its not like theyre married, and if she cheats on him with you, shes a ***** anyway.. better he find out now rather than later....
Cut it!
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Old 13-02-2007, 03:50 PM   #41
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its not like theyre married, and if she cheats on him with you, shes a ***** anyway.. better he find out now rather than later....
Cut it!
I see where your going, he should cut his mates lunch and then take the moral highground by exposing her as a mattress back - therefore doing him a favour..... You may be onto something, everyone wins.
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Old 13-02-2007, 03:50 PM   #42
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...Just get the old lawn mower out and cut his grass.
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Actually dont user a mower, they're noisy, if you want to cut his grass on the quiet use a flymo...



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Old 13-02-2007, 04:16 PM   #43
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Seriously, your mate did you a favor. Better off that he told you rather than you try and pick her up and her rejecting you and then telling her boyfriend (your mate) and him assuming that you knew that she was his girlfriend and getting the **** kicked out of you.

As has been said, plenty of confidence, be yourself, and don't try to pick up. Just have fun, girls will see that and will find it attractive. I should know, i used to be one! Jokes.

Don't pick her up if things go south for with her boyfriend, you'll be seen as a ***** and will probably lose that guy as a friend. You never know, he might end up making lots of money, and could come in handy
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:39 PM   #44
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As has been said, plenty of confidence, be yourself, and don't try to pick up. Just have fun, girls will see that and will find it attractive. I should know, i used to be one! Jokes.
Funny sh#t dude .... or is it dude-et?
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Old 13-02-2007, 04:43 PM   #45
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In the grand scheme of things, engaging in sexual intercourse really isn't the most important thing in the world.

Sex is pointless if the person you're pleasuring doesn't mean a hell of a lot to you.

I'll never do that again.
Don't you mean alot to YOURSELF!!!! :nutsycuck

Seriuosly though....... Its called networking. This hot new girlie becomes your freind. She has hot new girlie freinds. You get introduced as a cool guy that like drums etc....... (not you uranium..... ) Before you know it ... the pink bus is on its way to tuna town. Use this meeting to your advantage.
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Old 13-02-2007, 05:19 PM   #46
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I aint gonna go cut his grass. I REALLY like her but were alla big group of mates if i did decide to have a crack i would have no mates anymore. I mean he doesnt treat her very good. She lives like 25kms away in a dodgey suburb and he just drops her off at the train station and she catches it to the suburb n walks home. I mean WTF. That makes me mad.

Maybe when they break up i might jump in there
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Old 13-02-2007, 05:20 PM   #47
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i no most of the people will hate me for this but personally i think sex ruins a relationship if you start straight away. just a personal opinion.

Also another thing ugly girls have hot friends dont ask me why but it just is. there are plenty of fish in the sea all you have to do is just look in the right places.
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Old 13-02-2007, 05:20 PM   #48
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You get introduced as a cool guy that like drums etc....... (not you uranium..... ) Before you know it ... the pink bus is on its way to tuna town. Use this meeting to your advantage.
Oh my god. lol

IM NOT IN IT FOR SEX. I like this girl because of her personality yes she is hot but thats the last thing on my mind. She actually gives a rip about people (me) unlike most girls
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i no most of the people will hate me for this but personally i think sex ruins a relationship if you start straight away.
You can see a therapist who will help you with your game so this won't happen.

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Maybe when they break up i might jump in there
Ooooh, that won't work. Once your mates, always your mates.... unless by that stage you are not mates which makes her fair game.
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Old 13-02-2007, 05:38 PM   #50
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Oh my god. lol

IM NOT IN IT FOR SEX. I like this girl because of her personality yes she is hot but thats the last thing on my mind. She actually gives a rip about people (me) unlike most girls
I'm sure that sex is not your only motive, but are ya gonna knock it back when it is offered???

She sounds like a nice person. Maybe the time just isn't rite. That is the sad story of many people out there.
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Old 13-02-2007, 05:42 PM   #51
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Here is a saying I heard somewhere.

"If you have known a mate for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits".
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Old 13-02-2007, 06:48 PM   #52
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Sounds like most of you guys are teenagers...correct? Millions of women out there....go and get them!!!
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What is wrong with you?

I picked up on the weekend. I haven't had sex with her... yet,
but don;t tell my wife...







or my girlfriend...






or my mistress....





or my best mates sister. :P
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I am waiting for Dave/Sourbastard to comment on this one... patiently...
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its not like theyre married, and if she cheats on him with you, shes a ***** anyway.. better he find out now rather than later....
Cut it!
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Disagree. What if she realises he is trying to make a move on her and she rejects him and tells his mate that he made a pass at her? bye bye friendship and hello beating.
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Old 13-02-2007, 10:15 PM   #57
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The positive side in this is that at least your mate has good taste in women.
Very true, and also she's hit it off with you, so you have something if (and when) they break up later!

Also, if you remain good freinds with her, she can put in a good word for you with the best of her friends! LOL! How many people have found their life partner through a friend of a friend?

All the best with it.

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a shame if your mate reads this hey!
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give me a break . ARE YOU SERIOUS .
i have a few points to add here . NOW DO THE MATHS EVERYBODY . since when does a new partner be left alone at a party to talk to mates . ( sounds like a real romantic beginning ) they must be really in love .
if i had a new girl friend one . i think i'd spend some time with her at a party.
two. if she spoke to my friend for 3 hours , i'd realise she likes him better than me.
and three . cut it . if she knocks you back she was ***** teasing you all night . and her and her boyfriend were ignoring eachj other or just not getting on

cut it cut it cut it .
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maybe you should invite your mate and his new girl friend to the movies . tell him to sit over the other side, sounds like he'd be happy there .
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