Red Necks

[gozza]

Originally Posted by big fella

I actually agree with you, and perhaps I should have been a little more direct and used words that are generic to all dialects of the English language. So I'll try again.

To describe the people I was talking about more accurately I could have used, homophobic, racist, biggotted, there are others but I'm sure you understand.

what was the point of this topic mate
serisouly...it seems a bit odd just to make these statements

what made you start it

was it my thread about homosexuality...i sense that it was

[big fella]

You're thread was a trigger, but sadly the problem runs deeper than just one person.
I tend to get a little dismayed by the intolerance of our society. If your theory of genetic cleansing were true, and the evolutionary process had found a way to breed out those not worthy of procreation, then explain to me why these people had parents who weren't gay. Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Sadaam Hussein, Slobodan Milosevic, Robert Mugabe, Mao Tsetung, Stalin.

Surely if we had evolved to a point were subjective selection of those who can procreate was a process of nature, those people would never have been born.

[Des]

Originally Posted by big fella

Surely if we had evolved to a point were subjective selection of those who can procreate was a process of nature, those people would never have been born.

Alcohol!
You know how it goes, get drunk at a party, pick up the left overs, 9 months later....

[gozza]

mate your on the wrong wavelength totally...that thread is over BUT i will pm you to clarify a few things ok

and anyone who reads that post disregard it...pm me if you want my side..if not don't even comment because i never gave insight that thats what i bilieve

[WILDTRAKPX2]

Originally Posted by Casper

Queenslander?


/me runs and hides :

Now them there are fightin words!!

[Casper]

Originally Posted by big fella

You're thread was a trigger, but sadly the problem runs deeper than just one person.
I tend to get a little dismayed by the intolerance of our society. If your theory of genetic cleansing were true, and the evolutionary process had found a way to breed out those not worthy of procreation, then explain to me why these people had parents who weren't gay. Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Sadaam Hussein, Slobodan Milosevic, Robert Mugabe, Mao Tsetung, Stalin.

Surely if we had evolved to a point were subjective selection of those who can procreate was a process of nature, those people would never have been born.

Interesting topic... and heres something odd:
Adolf Hitler - no kids
Idi Amin - wife and kid murdered
Sadaam Hussein - kids dead
Slobodan Milosevic -
Robert Mugabe -
Mao Tsetung - no kids,
Stalin - killed own kid.

[Casper]

and on a lighter note Jeff Foxworthy is a legend!!!!


you might be a redneck if....


You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.

You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.

The centerpiece on your dining room table
is an original signed work
by a famous taxidermist.

You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.

You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

You and your dog use the same tree.

You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.

You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.

You've got more than
one brother named 'Darryl'.

You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You were acquitted for murdering
your first wife after she threw
out your Elvis 8-tracks.

You think watching professional
wrestling is foreplay.

Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

Your front porch collapses
and four dogs git killed.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

You've ever had to scratch your sisters
name out of a message that begins,
"For a good time time call..."

You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

Your whole family is Democrats
except little Mary.
She lernt to readin'.

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

You take a six-pack cooler to church.

Your family tree has no forks.

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

You had to remove a toothpick
for your wedding pictures.

You use a weedeater in your living room.

You consider your license plate personalized because
your dad made it in prison.

You have a rag for a gas cap.

The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.

The third grade teacher says little Bubba
could be a mathematical genius
because he's got thirteen fingers.

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.

A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

You have spray painted your
girlfriend's name on an overpass.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Someone asks to see your ID and you
show them your belt buckle.

Your dad walks you to school because
you are both in the same grade.

Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.

Down where you come from reruns of
Hee Haw are called documentaries.

Your house doesn't have curtains,
but your truck does.

You need one more hole punched in your card
to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You have flowers planted in a
bathroom fixture in your front yard.

On your first date you had to ask your
Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
were just "misunderstood".

If you refer to the fifth grade
as, "your senior year".

Three quarters of the clothes you
own have LOGOS on them.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

You just bought an 8-track
player to put in your truck.

You've ever climbed a water tower
with a bucket of paint
to defend your sister's honor.

It's easier to spray weed killer
on your lawn than mow it.

You think the three primary colors are
John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.

Your pickup has a two-tone paint job
-- primer red and primer gray.

Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart
'cause there is a law against it.

You've been on TV more than 5 times
describing the sound of a tornado.

The beer can collection in the
town museum is the big tourist attraction.

You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.

You can tell your age by the
number of rings in the bathtub.

You may be a redneck if you ever
used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

You can change the oil in your truck
without ducking your head.

During your senior year you and
your mother had homeroom together.

You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.

You think the stock market
has fence around it.

Your stereo speakers used to belong
to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Your entire family has ever sat around
waiting for a call from the Governor
to spare a loved one.

Your wife has ever said,
"Come move this transmission
so I can take a bath."

You think loading the dishwasher
means getting your wife drunk.

YOU REFER TO THE TIME YOU WON
A FREE CASE OF MOTOR OIL AS
"THE DAY MY SHIP CAME IN."

The FBI surrounded your trailer park
twice so far this year.

You use a NASCAR credit card.

Your brother-in-law is your uncle
AND your grandfather.

Your parents met at a family reunion.

You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies
are two of the major food groups.

You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".

YOUR IDEA OF HIGH-QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT
IS A SIX-PACK AND A BUG-ZAPPER.

You wonder how service stations
keep their restrooms so clean.

Anyone in your family died right
after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".

You couldn't learn to swim
because your gene pool is too small.

Your wife's job requires her
to wear an orange vest.

You have the local taxidermist's
number on speed dial.

On Thanksgiving Day you have
to decide which pet to eat.

Your school fight song is"Dueling Banjos".

You think "taking out the trash"
means taking your in-laws to a movie.

Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

You got Clapper devices controlling
the appliances in your house.

You think a hot tub is
a stolen bathroom fixture.

The gas pedal on your car
is shaped like a bare foot.

They just raised the drinking age in your state to 32 on account of they wanted to keep alcohol out of the schools

You hammer bottle caps into the
frame of your front door to make it look nice.

The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.

The taillight covers of your car
are made of red tape.

You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.

You've ever been involved in a
custody fight over a hunting dog.

The KKK kicked you out for being a bigot.

You think a turtleneck is
a key ingredient for soup.

You think the French
Riviera is a foreign car.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

You no longer drink wine ever since
the screw cap got caught up your nose.

You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

That billboard that says,
"SAY NO TO CRACK"
reminds you to pull up your jeans.

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined
by a ceiling fan.

You go to your family reunion
looking for a date.

You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

Your high school basketball game got rained out.

You've got more than three cousins
named 'Bubba'.

You have a close relative named "Cletus".

You ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin contest.

You wish your outhouse was as nice
as those at the state park.

Last year you hid yer kids'
Easter eggs under cow pies.

Your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or
more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.

Jack Daniels makes your list
of "Most Admired People"

Your dog can't watch you eat
without getting sick.

You think the winter olympic sport of curling
is part of the "Big Hair" competition.

When you was little, your front yard got toilet papered
and your momma thought it was a gift from God.

You've painted a car with house paint.

You're banned from the Memphis Zoo because you disturb the monkeys.

You ever named a child after a dog.

You have more belt-buckles than pants.

You removed the back seat from your
car so all yer kids could fit in.

You think taking a bubble bath starts
with eating beans for dinner.

Your child's first words were
"Attention K-Mart shoppers!"

YOU'VE EVER COME HOME
AND FOUND CRIME SCENE TAPE
ACROSS YOUR FRONT PORCH.

You think a woman who is
"out of your league"
bowls on a different night.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Casper

Queenslander?


/me runs and hides :

LOL....It's funny how the Queenslanders are always the first off the mark as soon as the word "redneck" is uttered!
And yes, before you ask, I am from Queensland. A little place just out from Dalby.....

[gozza]

is it near chinchilla des?

[Casper]

Originally Posted by Des

LOL....It's funny how the Queenslanders are always the first off the mark as soon as the word "redneck" is uttered!
And yes, before you ask, I am from Queensland. A little place just out from Dalby.....

I lived in Brisbane for 9 years... I get to call it whatever I want :

[Des]

Originally Posted by gozza

is it near chinchilla des?

No. Bowenville, 5 min from Dalby.

[gozza]

is that near macalister lol??

[nugget378]

Christ casper your fingers must be hurting

[WILDTRAKPX2]

Originally Posted by Des

LOL....It's funny how the Queenslanders are always the first off the mark as soon as the word "redneck" is uttered!
And yes, before you ask, I am from Queensland. A little place just out from Dalby.....

Been to Dalby for rugby league... tough bunch out that way.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Shockwave XR8

Been to Dalby for rugby league... tough bunch out that way.

Tackle cattle on the Downs for practice. :voldar02:

[2kool4u]

Originally Posted by Shockwave XR8

Who says rednecks are dirty no good scum, here's proof they do take a bath.

hahahahaha I think the funniest part about that pic is the girl standing there waiting to have a bath,... How sad!!

[big fella]

Gozza has PMd me, saying he was offended by my thread and that I shouldn't have taken his train of thought as being a literal translation of his position on things. I responded by saying that if it wasn't meant to sound that way then it was clumsily written. I extended an apology to him for offending him and am doing so again, publicly this time.

[Woz]

Originally Posted by gozza

is it near chinchilla des?

I hear they're good with hotsauce, no?

[Auslandau]

Originally Posted by Casper

Your wife has ever said,
"Come move this transmission
so I can take a bath."

.

......better clean up the house on the weekend.

When you start reading bits that are familiar, bit scarey!:



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[MO]

Maybe redneck= OCKER!

[MO]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

have the burns healed yet

Rednecks don't burn they just get redder.

[Ultimate]

Lol. Do how do you know your redneck.

When you help your richest relative take the wheels of his new house

You know your redneck when you take a beer to a job interview

[Gammaboy]

Originally Posted by Casper

Queenslander?


/me runs and hides :

Hi everybody, and welcome to to Fordforums.vic.au.

[Casper]

Originally Posted by Gammaboy

Hi everybody, and welcome to to Fordforums.vic.au.

bwahahahaha.. doesnt work with me.. lived in Brissy for 9 years so I know exactly what its really like up there. I'm not just some smartass Vic stirring the pot

[MO]

Originally Posted by Casper

bwahahahaha.. doesnt work with me.. lived in Brissy for 9 years so I know exactly what its really like up there. I'm not just some smartass Vic stirring the pot

Are you sure Casper......are you sure???????????

[Casper]

Originally Posted by John McMaster

Are you sure Casper......are you sure???????????

Oh, I am a Victorian smartass stirring the pot... but I'm not JUST a Victorian smartass stirring the pot.

[MO]

No? Maybe you should've worked outside Bris.........where there are'nt so many pretentious ex Vics and got a proper perspective on QLD.

[Casper]

Originally Posted by John McMaster

No? Maybe you should've worked outside Bris.........where there are'nt so many pretentious ex Vics and got a proper perspective on QLD.

Like when I worked at the Goldcoast, Toowoomba, Tweed Heads, Rockhampton, Cairns, Makay and assorted villages along the way? IT consulting.. we certainly get around :yeees:

[MO]

Hhhmmm perhaps I misjudge you..however did you ever get to Gympie,Maryborough,Nanango,Goomeri,Tincan Bay,Cooloola Cove,Boonaroo,Maroom,Poona etc.

Most of the towns you posted seem to be ex Vic populated.

[Casper]

Originally Posted by John McMaster

Hhhmmm perhaps I misjudge you..however did you ever get to Gympie,Maryborough,Nanango,Goomeri,Tincan Bay,Cooloola Cove,Boonaroo,Maroom,Poona etc.

Most of the towns you posted seem to be ex Vic populated.

Laminex at Tin Can Bay yes, Couple places at gympie (the hospital being the one I remember.. will NEVER forget those pricks). Maryborough in the early days, cant remember the company.

I've been to a hell of a lot of places in Qld for work over 9 years.