|
08-10-2005, 08:46 AM | #1 | ||
i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
Posts: 1,926
|
just to keep u all happy
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley
__________________
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn...that was fun!" |
||
08-10-2005, 08:48 AM | #2 | ||
i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
Posts: 1,926
|
the way petrol prices are going Xpect this in the future
I stopped at one of the few full service gas stations. When the attendent came out, I asked him for five dollars worth of gas. He took my money, farted, and walked away
__________________
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn...that was fun!" |
||
09-10-2005, 06:33 PM | #3 | ||
Regular Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 118
|
HA! HA! HA!, i heard the first one befor but still brings a smile to my face, the second one i pretty true HA HA.
|
||
09-10-2005, 06:41 PM | #4 | ||
Regular Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 118
|
HA! HA! HA!, i heard the first one befor but still brings a smile to my face, the second one i pretty true HA HA.
|
||
09-10-2005, 11:12 PM | #5 | ||
Afterburner + skids =
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
Posts: 12,112
|
Good one Dodge, you sure do like your jokes huh?
__________________
Speed Kills. So buy an AU XR8 and live forever. Oo\===/oO |
||