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27-09-2005, 06:40 PM
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I wish I was a Pursuit...
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Location: Albany WA
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Hey guys,
This is pretty random, but what are the funniest answering machine messages you've heard?? Ive done a search but i keep finding the same boring stuff! Atm on our phone we have: "This answering device is connected to this 5000 voltage power supply, which is connected to this small kitten **meoow**. If you do not leave a message, the kitten gets it! It's your choice........" Lol my bro did it in the funniest voice. It'd be cool to hear more wicked ones like this... Anyone got any good ones??
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27-09-2005, 06:46 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Bwahahaha!
I am so doing that! here puddy puddy puddy!
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27-09-2005, 08:29 PM
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No longer driving a Ford.
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Years ago I used to have Homer Simpson:
"Hello, you've reached the home of, whoever you're calling. We can't take your call right now because we're at Moes Tavern with a frosty mug of Duff beer. Mmmm Duff. Please leave a message at the beep, and we'll call you back if there isn't a good wrestling match on TV. Beep. DOH!"
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28-09-2005, 04:05 AM
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Heard one a while ago.
"Hi, this is the fridge. The answering machine is on holidays. If you leave a message ill write it on a post-it note and put it on the door. Thanks" |
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28-09-2005, 08:53 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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best one to date ive heard and gets me every time is recording a message saying
hello , hello anybody there hello hello !!! you feel like a dope talking on the other end and my mobile , customers used to say my message was to diplomatic for my personallity so one day listening to slim dusty's "love to ave a beer with kevin" i taped the verse with it and put my message over the top
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28-09-2005, 09:21 AM
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Formerly Black EX-R6
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Ive got a monty python message on my mobile.
Goes something like " Hello, youve reached the monty python silly voice repository, if youve got a silly voice feel free to leave your message after the beep."
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28-09-2005, 09:33 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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I had this one set up for about a year many years ago in Qld, got some funny messages left on it:
"Its an answering machine, its the 90's, you know what to do..BEEP"
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28-09-2005, 11:32 AM
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I Hope Holden Dies
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Eastern 'Burbs, Melbourne
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one of my mates has on his home phone, "welcome, greetings, condolences, how are we.... good to hear, you're talking to a machine, leave a message" its soooo frustrating cos i think he answers the phone so i just start talking, gets me every time
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28-09-2005, 12:27 PM
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I wish I was a Pursuit...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Albany WA
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haha yeah i used to have
"Hello? .......................REALLY LONG PAUSE................................... HA HA! This is an answering machine. Leave your message." Lol got them everytime over and over! Their messages would always start with giggles of embarrassment because they'd fallen for it again. And then sometimes i'd answer the phone for real and they wouldn't say anything because they thought it was the machine!
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28-09-2005, 12:38 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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Can we put some Rodney Rude ones here?
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28-09-2005, 12:46 PM
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28-09-2005, 12:49 PM
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"Talk after the beep."
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29-09-2005, 11:04 PM
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Peter Car
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Location: geelong
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George Costanza's answering machine message on Seinfeld was pretty good.
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29-09-2005, 11:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
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My friends is "Hello, I cant hear you, are you there.......long pause oh well, just leave a message"
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30-09-2005, 12:19 AM
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funny answering machine messages...
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