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Old 20-12-2007, 07:01 PM   #1
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A woman walks into a cocktail bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.
So he gave her one.

Heard about the new courdroy pillows?
They're making headlines.

An elephant walks into a bar.
The barman says "Jeez I thought the horse had a long face"

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Old 20-12-2007, 07:41 PM   #2
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Got a chuckle outta me
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Old 20-12-2007, 08:11 PM   #3
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lawl.
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Old 20-12-2007, 10:43 PM   #4
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Good on ya Leon
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Old 20-12-2007, 10:50 PM   #5
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Double entendre: gold!
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