Internet Flirt Pwned! - Page 2

FPV8U · 15-03-2007, 04:40 PM

Well done guys, gave me the laughs i needed today.

Ives · 15-03-2007, 04:44 PM

LOL. Funniest stuff I've read this week. Should sticky it

MRAH33 · 15-03-2007, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucket

Found a similar one of a funny nature from Bash.org

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ***** of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't ***** with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the *****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you ***** up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

lol
10 outta 10 mate!

Bucknaked · 15-03-2007, 05:32 PM

Best thread eva.

Love the closing statements. Owned for sure

SickBunny · 15-03-2007, 06:04 PM

Hahahahahahahahhahahaa

krt10 · 15-03-2007, 06:24 PM

pure gold.lol

Bucket · 19-03-2007, 02:30 PM

Just had a someone else on MSN...add me today...
I see the a hairy torso of a guy in the Display Picture and i think to myself..."oh no..here we go again"

Him: "Hi, are you on AFF?"
Me: "No, Im a bloke, not a girl you've got the wrong person sorry..."
Him: "Oh ok...shes cute too"
Me: "Pics or ban! lol"
Him: No im not sending you my naked Pics
Me: Im talking about the cute chick mate
Him: Oh ok...

What the hell is going on!!!?? Someone has put my email up on AFF either on purpose or by accident but i'm guessing the latter...

Im thinking I might have some fun with the next unsuspecting victim though...could make for some more light entertainment on ...Australian Ford Forums...

SiKoRa_eL_97 · 19-03-2007, 03:26 PM

Good ******* Game Lol

Gunns · 19-03-2007, 03:46 PM

That is some funny ****!

montyv8 · 19-03-2007, 03:47 PM

ahh i remember the good old days when 'owned' wasn't spelt with a 'P'....

Sourbastard · 19-03-2007, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montyv8

ahh i remember the good old days when 'owned' wasn't spelt with a 'P'....

Back when men were men. And women werent.

jarridtheruler · 19-03-2007, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucket

Found a similar one of a funny nature from Bash.org

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ***** of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't ***** with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the *****, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you ***** up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

That.....is.....strange!
What a fruit cake.

I think you should string the next guy along, that could get very funny

MattyB · 20-03-2007, 04:58 PM

lol @ your email being on adult friend finder.

5.0failane · 20-03-2007, 06:49 PM

There is a mastercard in this story somewhere.

Putting your mates email address on AFF and watch seedy old men try and pick him up....Piceless!

Bucket · 21-03-2007, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5.0failane

There is a mastercard in this story somewhere.

Putting your mates email address on AFF and watch seedy old men try and pick him up....Piceless!

Bwahaha!!

Naah..asked one of the guys who added me what the go was
he said her name was housecate84@wont-name the domain.com
my email addy is incredibly similar to that (drop the "e")

Jesk · 21-03-2007, 09:59 AM

before it sounded like it was a little sus, and someone was having a great laugh, but now with that explanation, it sounds legit, maybe you should email her

_2:

5.0failane · 21-03-2007, 10:24 AM

Yeah email her and ask to see the photo that the guy was talking about

banarcus · 21-03-2007, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucket

...then he called my Car Sexy (I have my Focus as my MSN Av)...I was thinkin..."ok...he's just having a bit of a joke"..for someone with an SS he had an abnormal interest in my Zetec...

Me: "Arent you feeling a tad Homosexual"

Not knocking your choice of motor vehicle(I love Focii zetecs) but you must agree that he clearly mis-took your car for something a female may drive.