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Old 27-02-2007, 12:50 PM   #31
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if hes an aircraft engineer with qantas, then if i were him i would be getting out of it real quick and giving my services to another airline. same goes if i was a pilot. qantas will use you in anyway just like a tool!
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Old 27-02-2007, 12:54 PM   #32
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nah nah nah. he's a flight steward.

hi guyth, would you like and drinkth or bithcuitth?
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Old 27-02-2007, 01:36 PM   #33
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Could be turning tricks in the toilet.
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Old 27-02-2007, 10:50 PM   #34
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he's going to be riding on a wild beast grazing happily around the plane then somthing starts pecking him from behind

looking side to side nervously he can't figure out what it is he gets off his wild beast and runs away as the beast grazes happily in the other direction.

a large BOT comes chasing after him in a fullon distressed way, no idea what to do he leaps upon a BRICK chasing FOT ahouahouahou he's fullon out of control and has no idea what's happening to him he has no idea omg.

He is lost and confused.
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Old 27-02-2007, 11:39 PM   #35
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You're a air hostess .....I mean steward ?
you mean paided bicket chucker, ah wot a cruppy job
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Old 28-02-2007, 09:14 PM   #36
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"But I keep telling you I'm not a Pilot!"

"And I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up"
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Old 28-02-2007, 10:46 PM   #37
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he is a bird , hanging onto the wing !
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Old 02-03-2007, 12:43 AM   #38
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Got back in this arvo, some of you guys are incredibly funny; some are mean.
XDaaron I re-read your post half a dozen times but sorry I don't quite get it.
Anyway, here's one that we heard around the cabin on our way to Honolulu;

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Oh, and I've met THAT girl before; just imagine a bogan that looks great from a distance; but a train wreck up close. Rough as guts.
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Old 02-03-2007, 09:16 AM   #39
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I knew you were turning tricks in the toilet!
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Old 02-03-2007, 10:29 AM   #40
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He is a chauffer..
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