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Old 31-10-2006, 09:58 PM   #1
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daughter had friend around today i got 4 fords sitting in driveway she says what do you call a ford with twin exaust on it i say dont know she replies with a wheelbarrow LOL THEN I SHOW HER THE DOOR

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Old 31-10-2006, 10:03 PM   #2
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and why is this in the Show and Shine section?
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Old 31-10-2006, 10:05 PM   #3
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Oops Sorry Meant To Post This In The Pub CAN SOME ONE MOVE IT FOR ME PLEASE
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Old 31-10-2006, 10:05 PM   #4
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I dont get it...
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Old 31-10-2006, 10:08 PM   #5
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Doesn't A Wheel Barrow Have Two Handles think about it
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Old 01-11-2006, 12:03 AM   #6
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Your daughter needs new friends.
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Old 01-11-2006, 12:06 AM   #7
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reverse in front of her and the give ur car a blast, thatll show her what there good for
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:10 AM   #8
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Or just reverse over her...
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Old 01-11-2006, 01:51 AM   #9
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my thoughts excactly
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Old 01-11-2006, 09:29 AM   #10
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Your daughter needs new friends.
Ahahahahahaha so true....
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Old 01-11-2006, 02:24 PM   #11
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WTF??? your daughter REALLY does need knew friends! thats just weird?!
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Old 01-11-2006, 02:33 PM   #12
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What do you call a Hyundai with a large rear wing? A shopping trolley. Ha ha.
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Old 01-11-2006, 06:28 PM   #13
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What do you call a Hyundai with a large rear wing? A shopping trolley. Ha ha.
I drive a hyundai sonata :( *runs away crying*
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Old 01-11-2006, 08:07 PM   #14
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I'll set your daughter straight
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Old 01-11-2006, 11:59 PM   #15
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if those kids are the future............
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Old 02-11-2006, 01:35 AM   #16
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i lol'ed. Not roffleburgerswtfbbq, just lol.
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Old 02-11-2006, 01:40 AM   #17
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The fact she knew that and pulled it out on cue really worries me!!!!
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