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Old 31-03-2006, 11:33 AM   #1
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Default One of the funniest articles
Never mind why I was searching for 'jar' in google images I found this article and it is hilarious, I can hardly tell if it supposed to be serious.



http://images.google.com.au/imgres?i...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

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Speed cameras have changed the things we pay attention to and the things we regard as important. Instead of focusing on the dangers ahead, motorists feel that they have been relieved of responsibility for managing their own driving, and have ceded it instead to the mechanical intervention of the camera and other traffic signals.
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Old 31-03-2006, 11:41 AM   #2
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lol classic site.
this one was good too: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0205/jesushair.html
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Old 31-03-2006, 11:45 AM   #3
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Accept Christ and get a free playstation 2!
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Old 31-03-2006, 11:53 AM   #4
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holy crap..and thats why i dont bother with religon..it stuffs people up...
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Old 31-03-2006, 11:55 AM   #5
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0701/dating.html

ahahahah

"10. SQUELCH YOUR PASSION
If you have not had a nightly emission before your date, make certain that you take extra precaution. Use an ace bandage or knitting yarn to tie your ИИИИИ back against your stomach or underneath your hiney. If you tuck instead of tie, make sure that the tip of your ИИИИИ does not curl back far enough to enter the hole in your hiney where you go poopy out of - otherwise you might accidentally sodomize yourself and inadvertently become a homosexual. "
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Old 31-03-2006, 11:58 AM   #6
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sourbastard, i just read that it was the funniest thing, but how did u happen to come across that? for the free ps2?
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9. PRACTICE YOUR LINES
Some Christian phrases that will help you "woo" the lesser sex are, "I'm almost as crazy about you as I am about Jesus," "Your long hair is the glory of your humility (I Corinthians 11: 11-15)," and "God broke the mold when he made your sweet face."

oh yeah thats smooth, especially the first one, should try that one one day...... FU.CKEN NOT!
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wish i had a woman that is described in the dating article.... man that would be sweet. Do they exist?
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Oh. My. God. I cant believe any of what I am reading today. Has the world gone mental, or is it just me again?
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