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I build your wish list...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Country Victoria
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A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"
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CRAZY ABOUT FORDS
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: MIAMI,FLORIDA
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Burnin Rubber
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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hahahahahha, good un.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Poor girls.
My birthday is so far away :( ![]() |
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